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Dear Sir,
The last 3 times I have been at the gym you have been there as well. I think it's awesome you are working your butt off however...
The last 3 times I have seen you, you have been wearing the same thing. Now I know that my pants have been the same, but I do laundry every other day, so mine are clean.
You sir, fail at laundry. I understand not wanting to wash your clothes *just before* you go to the gym. But when you sweat, you generate heat, which makes the smell on you and your clothes much stronger. Washing them when you get home is the best idea. This isn't high school gym class where you don't sweat and only really need to wash your clothes once a week or so.
How the hell can you NOT smell them when you put them on? They are RANK!
I was on this treadmill first and about 1/3 of the way through my work out when you decided to get on the treadmill next to me, again.
I'm trying to focus on my breathing, in through the nose out through the mouth. Every time I breathe in I am assaulted by the smells of old sweat, cat piss, feces and musk. And of course, you so nicely position yourself in front of the fan so that I can't even turn my head to get away from your smell.
Yes, I'm fairly certain it's you. I couldn't smell anything until YOU started running next to me. Even the girl on the other side was making a WTF? face.
And for the love of everything holy or unholy QUIT FARTING!
I didn't choke on my water, I choked on your stench. 
You suck. Of course you start really sweating when I am halfway through my work out, so I can't stop and move machines.
The thing about treadmills is that they are stationary, so I can't even run faster to get away from you.
Please learn to wash your laundry because I'd really like to be able to work out with out having to hold my breath. In the very least try using a different treadmill... you know, on the opposite side of thestate gym.
The last 3 times I have been at the gym you have been there as well. I think it's awesome you are working your butt off however...
The last 3 times I have seen you, you have been wearing the same thing. Now I know that my pants have been the same, but I do laundry every other day, so mine are clean.
You sir, fail at laundry. I understand not wanting to wash your clothes *just before* you go to the gym. But when you sweat, you generate heat, which makes the smell on you and your clothes much stronger. Washing them when you get home is the best idea. This isn't high school gym class where you don't sweat and only really need to wash your clothes once a week or so.
How the hell can you NOT smell them when you put them on? They are RANK!
I was on this treadmill first and about 1/3 of the way through my work out when you decided to get on the treadmill next to me, again.
I'm trying to focus on my breathing, in through the nose out through the mouth. Every time I breathe in I am assaulted by the smells of old sweat, cat piss, feces and musk. And of course, you so nicely position yourself in front of the fan so that I can't even turn my head to get away from your smell.
Yes, I'm fairly certain it's you. I couldn't smell anything until YOU started running next to me. Even the girl on the other side was making a WTF? face.
And for the love of everything holy or unholy QUIT FARTING!
I didn't choke on my water, I choked on your stench. You suck. Of course you start really sweating when I am halfway through my work out, so I can't stop and move machines.
The thing about treadmills is that they are stationary, so I can't even run faster to get away from you.
Please learn to wash your laundry because I'd really like to be able to work out with out having to hold my breath. In the very least try using a different treadmill... you know, on the opposite side of the
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