First off, to any of you who might work on trains, my sympathies. You put up with some much crap, it's amazing. Personally, I love traveling by train, and have always found the conductors to be polite, at the very least, and often downright friendly and charming.
So I was sitting in my seat, fiddling with my cd player, when I gradually become aware of a disagreement going on a few rows down. Being a natural eavesdropper, I paused the cd and began watching. This family was traveling, and apparently something was wrong with their tickets. I guess they were going to need to get off at the next station and see a ticket agent, or something. Missed that part.
So the dad stands up, and begins trying to "reason" with the conductor. Bad idea. Number one, he's taller than her, so standing up to talk with her already looks like intimidation. Number two, the conductor knows the schedule and the rules better than you and your family do, idiot--that's why you're in this mess. Sure, getting off at the stop is an inconvenience, but you didn't book your tickets right, so who's fault is it?
conductor keeps repeating that they need to get off to sort this out, and is beginning to be irritated. Dad finally leans over her, and puts a hand on her shoulder, saying, "I don't think you're listening to me."
Now, this conductor is a short brunette, very tough-sounding lady. And you do NOT frell with short people. Ever. They've learned to be tough in junior high, do not try anything with them. Conductor backs away fast, pushes his hand away, and begins to say in a VERY loud and firm voice, "Do not touch me, sir! I will have to report this, and you need to leave the train immediately." This guy STILL doesn't get it, and keeps trying to say she's not listening.
It finally got sorted out, but really, what a dope!
So I was sitting in my seat, fiddling with my cd player, when I gradually become aware of a disagreement going on a few rows down. Being a natural eavesdropper, I paused the cd and began watching. This family was traveling, and apparently something was wrong with their tickets. I guess they were going to need to get off at the next station and see a ticket agent, or something. Missed that part.
So the dad stands up, and begins trying to "reason" with the conductor. Bad idea. Number one, he's taller than her, so standing up to talk with her already looks like intimidation. Number two, the conductor knows the schedule and the rules better than you and your family do, idiot--that's why you're in this mess. Sure, getting off at the stop is an inconvenience, but you didn't book your tickets right, so who's fault is it?
conductor keeps repeating that they need to get off to sort this out, and is beginning to be irritated. Dad finally leans over her, and puts a hand on her shoulder, saying, "I don't think you're listening to me."
Now, this conductor is a short brunette, very tough-sounding lady. And you do NOT frell with short people. Ever. They've learned to be tough in junior high, do not try anything with them. Conductor backs away fast, pushes his hand away, and begins to say in a VERY loud and firm voice, "Do not touch me, sir! I will have to report this, and you need to leave the train immediately." This guy STILL doesn't get it, and keeps trying to say she's not listening.
It finally got sorted out, but really, what a dope!
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