what a sweet couple (language)

[TTAZ]

Today I picked my friend up from the clinic and took him to the store to get some antibiotics for a nasty tooth abscess. There was still time to wait after I finished my shopping so we went outside for a smoke (which he knows he shouldn't do with that tooth, but I ain't his mother). A taxi pulls up and this woman walks up to the cab to see if it's for her. You could tell this woman was very ill. She was pale, dark shadows under the eyes, shuffling gait, unbrushed hair, wearing jammies and slippers and not giving a damn about it. She tells the cabbie she needs to go tell her b/f that the cab is there, she'll be right back. Now my first thought was what was so important that the b/f wasn't letting his sick lady rest while he pushed the cart around and kept a lookout for the cab? I soon got my answer as this very young, very skinny, rat boy in gangsta gear comes out with the girl yelling at him, "Why do you pull this shit?! You know I'm fucking sick as hell!!!" and his 4-star reply? "Bitch, get outta my face, everything I fucking stole, I stole for you!!"

They drove off, and my friend looks at me and says, "Lovely couple, let's have them over for dinner sometime."

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

They drove off, and my friend looks at me and says, "Lovely couple, let's have them over for dinner sometime."

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

He'd probably steal your silverware, and then ransack your place.

[Misanthropical]

Wow! I can't believe that people talk to each other like that. I mean, I have heard it, but it's still shocking to me, since my husband would never in a thousand years ever call me "bitch".

Although, I'm sure he has thought it!

[One-Fang]

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

Nice one!

I wonder what causes a woman to remain with a man like that.

[Becks]

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

And full of gristle.

[Bloodsoul]

"Bitch, get outta my face, everything I fucking stole, I stole for you!!"

Awww.... ^_^

[Crazeyal]

Oy..

I just.. GAH!!!

Gangsta, wanna-be Gangsta... I could take a shovel to the face of all of em.. I was running a charity carwash today and I saw one with tattoos of F this and screw that all up his arms. I .. didn't bother to ask him to contribute..

[Evil Queen]

First off, I want to say I adore your sense of sarcasm. It's music to my ears.

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

And I'll bet if you slow cook him overnight, he'll be fall off the bone tender!

[Amethyst Hunter]

And I'll bet if you slow cook him overnight, he'll be fall off the bone tender!

Two words: Crock. Pot. Aww yeah.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."

And full of gristle.

And I'll bet if you slow cook him overnight, he'll be fall off the bone tender!

Two words: Crock. Pot. Aww yeah.

I just know all of you liked what apparently happened to Frank in Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Sliceanddice]

no frank was cut up, boiled smoked, then slow cooked, like you would a pig
now dont bogart the sause!

[Amethyst Hunter]

Mmmmm...sauce....

Why yes, I love to drown my food.

[Soulstealer]

my husband would never in a thousand years ever call me "bitch".

Although, I'm sure he has thought it!

Bitches represent Yo! We get shit done. /end idiot gangsta talk

You can see my love for wanna be punks right there
Although it is true, don't mess with bitches, we'll make you regret it.

[JustADude]

Gangsta, wanna-be Gangsta... I could take a shovel to the face of all of em.. I was running a charity carwash today and I saw one with tattoos of F this and screw that all up his arms. I .. didn't bother to ask him to contribute..

Now the REAL Gangsters, on the other hand, would 1) value their reputation way more than to act a fool like that, 2) not be stupid enough to say they stole crap in public, and 3) probably roll that little weasel the first time they got half a chance.