Today I picked my friend up from the clinic and took him to the store to get some antibiotics for a nasty tooth abscess. There was still time to wait after I finished my shopping so we went outside for a smoke (which he knows he shouldn't do with that tooth, but I ain't his mother). A taxi pulls up and this woman walks up to the cab to see if it's for her. You could tell this woman was very ill. She was pale, dark shadows under the eyes, shuffling gait, unbrushed hair, wearing jammies and slippers and not giving a damn about it. She tells the cabbie she needs to go tell her b/f that the cab is there, she'll be right back. Now my first thought was what was so important that the b/f wasn't letting his sick lady rest while he pushed the cart around and kept a lookout for the cab? I soon got my answer as this very young, very skinny, rat boy in gangsta gear comes out with the girl yelling at him, "Why do you pull this shit?! You know I'm fucking sick as hell!!!" and his 4-star reply? "Bitch, get outta my face, everything I fucking stole, I stole for you!!"
They drove off, and my friend looks at me and says, "Lovely couple, let's have them over for dinner sometime."
I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."
They drove off, and my friend looks at me and says, "Lovely couple, let's have them over for dinner sometime."
I said, "No point. I bet he's too stringy anyway."
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