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Of all the places I frequent, this is the one I'd never have thought I would experience a sighting.
The Klub is a local night club where I go fairly often with friends. One of them is the room mate of one of the barmaids and often gives a hand before opening and at closing time. I always enjoyed the nights I spent there.
So last friday night, I go to this club. This was a goth evening, with a vampire theme (discount for those with fangs !). I hadn't planned this, but it sounded like fun. Fun indeed, but not quite family friendly : there was a staged shibari (japanese bondage) performance. If I had to sum it up, all in all, it was nothing more than nipples and ropes.
Now, this is a night club and, even though this particular club might be somewhat lenient about carding people, this one night, they made sure that no minors were allowed in, due to the nature of the event. But it's still not THAT kind of club.
So I'm here, standing and enjoying the show - oh my, did I enjoy that show
- when I catch something moving in the corner of my eye. So I briefly turn my head and - man, was I embarassed...
Sir, I understand the show is quite arousing, but if the performers keep their genitals to themselves, so should you.
Sir, it's a goth club, pretty much the whole place is dark, not only that corner. But that's irrelevant to the fact that it's not appropriate to partake in oral sex here.
By the way, this is barely a corner, not quite out of the way. The banquette is acessible by anybody who would like to have a seat, and there's much room besides you.
I don't care if you married that girl years ago or if you just hooked up with her earlier tonight, but this is still not the place for her to give you head.
Sir, if you wanted privacy, there are numbers of hotels within walking distance from here. Assuming nobody will see you because every one is watching the show isn't a good idea.
Fortunately, they were kicked out and the rest of the night was quite uneventful. But even a gallon of brain bleach and 2 Royal Mojitos (just like a regular Mojito, but with champagne instead of soda water) couldn't make the image go away.
The Klub is a local night club where I go fairly often with friends. One of them is the room mate of one of the barmaids and often gives a hand before opening and at closing time. I always enjoyed the nights I spent there.
So last friday night, I go to this club. This was a goth evening, with a vampire theme (discount for those with fangs !). I hadn't planned this, but it sounded like fun. Fun indeed, but not quite family friendly : there was a staged shibari (japanese bondage) performance. If I had to sum it up, all in all, it was nothing more than nipples and ropes.
Now, this is a night club and, even though this particular club might be somewhat lenient about carding people, this one night, they made sure that no minors were allowed in, due to the nature of the event. But it's still not THAT kind of club.
So I'm here, standing and enjoying the show - oh my, did I enjoy that show
- when I catch something moving in the corner of my eye. So I briefly turn my head and - man, was I embarassed... Sir, I understand the show is quite arousing, but if the performers keep their genitals to themselves, so should you.
Sir, it's a goth club, pretty much the whole place is dark, not only that corner. But that's irrelevant to the fact that it's not appropriate to partake in oral sex here.
By the way, this is barely a corner, not quite out of the way. The banquette is acessible by anybody who would like to have a seat, and there's much room besides you.
I don't care if you married that girl years ago or if you just hooked up with her earlier tonight, but this is still not the place for her to give you head.
Sir, if you wanted privacy, there are numbers of hotels within walking distance from here. Assuming nobody will see you because every one is watching the show isn't a good idea.
Fortunately, they were kicked out and the rest of the night was quite uneventful. But even a gallon of brain bleach and 2 Royal Mojitos (just like a regular Mojito, but with champagne instead of soda water) couldn't make the image go away.
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