Alright since he's not even ten yet, I'm labeling him as "silly" not stupid.
Every Sunday we go to the local gas station so I can get a Sunday Paper (yes, I'm a coupon person!) I had some fraud on my credit card which is now blocked and don't make a habit of carrying cash, even if I did, I couldn't get any from the ATM. I had exactly $1.50 on me for the newspaper and that was it.
We walk into the gas station and my son proclaims, "I'm getting a Slurpie!" Uh... Goodbye newspaper, before I can even stop him, he's by the slurpie machines and I grab a newspaper hoping to be able to convince him to let me get the paper. *Sigh*
I walk over to him and he's standing there with a watery pee colored slush. It didn't look right. I looked at my son, then I looked at the slurpie machines and every.single.one had a HUGE sign on them that said, "OUT OF ORDER" with the red lights glowing.
I asked my son if he saw them and of course he said- "No." Sigh. They were right above the handles right at his eye level.
I guess it's true, customers only read when it benefits them like FREE.
In the end, I got my newspaper and thank life for small favors.
Every Sunday we go to the local gas station so I can get a Sunday Paper (yes, I'm a coupon person!) I had some fraud on my credit card which is now blocked and don't make a habit of carrying cash, even if I did, I couldn't get any from the ATM. I had exactly $1.50 on me for the newspaper and that was it.
We walk into the gas station and my son proclaims, "I'm getting a Slurpie!" Uh... Goodbye newspaper, before I can even stop him, he's by the slurpie machines and I grab a newspaper hoping to be able to convince him to let me get the paper. *Sigh*
I walk over to him and he's standing there with a watery pee colored slush. It didn't look right. I looked at my son, then I looked at the slurpie machines and every.single.one had a HUGE sign on them that said, "OUT OF ORDER" with the red lights glowing.
I asked my son if he saw them and of course he said- "No." Sigh. They were right above the handles right at his eye level.
I guess it's true, customers only read when it benefits them like FREE.
In the end, I got my newspaper and thank life for small favors.
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