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  • Proof God Exists

    My friend (CW from horrible graphics job story I told earlier) has a sister who is a cop.Cops sometimes provide security to businesses on their own time.

    Exchange in movie theater. SC is trying to bring a large fountain drink he got from somewhere in the mall inside the theater.:

    Co-Worker's Cop Sister: Sir, you can't bring that drink from outside.
    SC: But I just paid for it.
    CWCS: I'm sorry, but you can't bring outside food inside the theater.
    SC: (pitches a fit)
    CWCS: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to comply with the rules or be removed from the premesis.
    SC: Dammit! Fine! (pitches drink hard into a trash can. Cup bottom slams into edge of can, a column of coke spews into the air, and comes down all over the SC and his nice white shirt.

    Long pause where they both just stand there.

    CWCS: Was it worth it?
    SC: No, ma'am.

    No more trouble out of that guy. Clearly, it cooled him off a bit.

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    Owned!!!!!
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #3
      That was beautiful.
      I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.

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      • #4
        I can picture it, and it's awesome.
        "...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?!" ~ Kalga

        "DO NOT ENRAGE THE MIGHTY SKY DRAGON." ~ Gravekeeper

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        • #5


          BEAUTIFUL.

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          • #6
            Haha, freaking PRICELESS! Now if only I could get a video of that
            My Wajas cave

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            • #7
              Geez, why couldn't he be like most people and just sneak a bottle of pop in under his jacket or tote bag.
              A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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              • #8
                Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!!!!

                Moment number 2,345 in "wish I was a fly on THAT wall".

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                • #9
                  Instant Karma ! This is BRILLIANT !
                  "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                  • #10
                    I would've paid money to see that.
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
                    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                    • #11
                      XD HI-Larious!
                      "Because that's how magical meteoric size-altering space goo works." IMDB Message boards.

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