I was checking out at the local Wal-mart. A young lady and her boyfriend came up to the counter next to me. The young lady was the daughter of the checker. The exchange is as follows:
Girl: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Mom: *continues scanning items, nods*
Girl: *throws an opened pregnancy kit on the counter*
Um. Ew. I've never had to take one, but I know how it works. You have to PEE on the thing. And your way of telling your mom she's gonna be a grandma is to throw your USED pregnancy kit on the counter, where people have to put their FOOD products!!!
Glad I wasn't buying anything edible that day...
Girl: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Mom: *continues scanning items, nods*
Girl: *throws an opened pregnancy kit on the counter*
Um. Ew. I've never had to take one, but I know how it works. You have to PEE on the thing. And your way of telling your mom she's gonna be a grandma is to throw your USED pregnancy kit on the counter, where people have to put their FOOD products!!!
Glad I wasn't buying anything edible that day...
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