Sucky Coworker

[iradney]

I popped out with Financial Guy (FG) to grab some foodies during lunch today.
We were at the till, and out of his mouth comes one of the phrases tha makes cashiers go

"If it doesn't scan, it's FREE!"

GAAAA!

So I turn to him and tell him "No, FG. That is NOT the case. In fact, that is a very Sucky Customer thing to say."

Of course, it was like water off a duck's back, but the cashier loved me for it

Maybe if I say things to him like that often enough, it'll penetrate his thick skull...
*hopes*

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Grabs a Skin Mag, rolls it up, and smacks FG with it*

BAD BOY!

[One-Fang]

All you can do is keep trying.

[Peppergirl]

I would have paid very good money to see the look on your face when he pulled that line.

[crazylegs]

*Grabs a Skin Mag wrapped around a baseball bat, rolls it up, and smacks FG with it*

BAD BOY!

There, that should do it!

[RetailWorkhorse]

Do you think we should dip the skin mag covered baseball bat into some concrete for good measure, Crazylegs?

[crazylegs]

Do you think we should dip the skin mag covered baseball bat into some concrete for good measure, Crazylegs?

Nah, that would be excessive, you should *fill* the bat, not slather it...

[Gothicsmurf]

I love the $ store by my house. There have been a couple of times where something didn't ring right and the only person in the store that was avail was the cashier, so they'd just give it to me. But I have never asked.