This may not go here, since customers were only peripherally involved, so mods please move if needed.
I was in a fried chicken shack in Texas, standing in a line of seniors waiting for that artery-clogging goodness. I am the ONLY non-senior citizen in the place.
I move forward slowly with the line, and when I am one person from the counter, the girl taking the orders suddenly just breaks. She says, out of nowhere, "I hate CHICKEN!" She turns to her coworkers behind her preparing the orders. "Don't y'all hate chicken? I hate lookin' at chicken, I hate smellin' chicken, I hate touchin' chicken, I hate cookin' chicken - I HATE CHICKEN!!!!"
The elderly customers are AGHAST. They snort and scoff and harrumph. Not me. I break out in nearly uncontrollable laughter. Now I am the object of attention. Couldn't help it. I just kept wondering how long this had been building up in that poor girl's gut before it finally forced its way out. I completely understood.
Good times.
I was in a fried chicken shack in Texas, standing in a line of seniors waiting for that artery-clogging goodness. I am the ONLY non-senior citizen in the place.
I move forward slowly with the line, and when I am one person from the counter, the girl taking the orders suddenly just breaks. She says, out of nowhere, "I hate CHICKEN!" She turns to her coworkers behind her preparing the orders. "Don't y'all hate chicken? I hate lookin' at chicken, I hate smellin' chicken, I hate touchin' chicken, I hate cookin' chicken - I HATE CHICKEN!!!!"
The elderly customers are AGHAST. They snort and scoff and harrumph. Not me. I break out in nearly uncontrollable laughter. Now I am the object of attention. Couldn't help it. I just kept wondering how long this had been building up in that poor girl's gut before it finally forced its way out. I completely understood.
Good times.
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