So I walked into a department store recently, looking for a specific item. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a long line of people waiting to pay for their purchases. I noticed them because two or three of the people at the end of the line had scattered, with shocked looks on their faces. A woman was fanning herself.
Then it hit me. The stench. Someone in the line or near it (probably in the line) had cut one HELL of a juicy, malodorous fart. Some of the customers simply left the line and sought a less polluted area.
Not exactly sucky customer behavior, but entertaining for me, since I wasn't close to the source. Must have been REALLY bad for those who were, since I could experience the rankness from where I was, at least ten feet away.
Then it hit me. The stench. Someone in the line or near it (probably in the line) had cut one HELL of a juicy, malodorous fart. Some of the customers simply left the line and sought a less polluted area.
Not exactly sucky customer behavior, but entertaining for me, since I wasn't close to the source. Must have been REALLY bad for those who were, since I could experience the rankness from where I was, at least ten feet away.
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