I'm going to the special hell! WHEE!

[Mamadrae]

Slight background for folks. While at Gen Con this year my friend got my son a little Secret Agent Cthulu (spelling?) doll. My son for some reason adores this thing and take it everywhere. He knows it as Tickle Monster though cause mama and daddy will chase him with it and tickle him till he's red in the face.

Well we're off clothes shopping today and some older lady apparently thought that we're heathens due to this. She seriously started harping at me that I was going to burn in a special place in hell for letting my son have this doll. Seriously she made it sound like I was the most evil thing in the world.

I couldn't resist.

SW: There's a special level of hell for you heathens!
Me: No ma'am that's reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.

The woman looked so confused while I walked away laughing to myself.

I just can't escape my horrible parenting can I?

[SnarkyPie]

You are my hero for inserting a Firefly quote in everyday life.

[Gawdzillers]

Hell has no levels, only Dread Cthulhu's gaping black maw.

[fma_fanatic]

*glomps Cthulu Elvis plushy* What? What's wrong with that? Go Miskatonic U!

[marasbaras]

I thought His Great Tenticleness got rid of the concept of hell when he sent his noodly members to instruct us.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Can I come too? I'll bring marshmallows

[Munkie]

Slight background for folks. While at Gen Con this year my friend got my son a little Secret Agent Cthulu (spelling?) doll.

I recently got a Cowthulu t-shirt my mom bought me at Dan-Vention.

http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/c...hirt/72593359#

I have it in black, with Cowthulu in white. FAVE tshirt!!

Plus, i have one that says You Don`t need to look at my chest. These are not the breasts you are looking for. Move along.



and now i have a cat drooling all over me. Ick.

[Jay 2K Winger]

That is very awesome that you got to quote Firefly in a way that was COMPLETELY within context, and you pwned an ignorant "my belief is the One True Way everyone is gonna BUUUUUUUURRRRRRN" idiot.

Ah, good ol' Miskatonic U. Let us all recite the ol' school motto:

Ia, Shub-Niggurath! Ia! Ia!

[Chromatix]

...so instead of looking at your breasts, they end up staring at your pussy? Which is "drooling"?

Ahem. I'll be over there, in the gutter.

[marlovino]

...so instead of looking at your breasts, they end up staring at your pussy? Which is "drooling"?

Ahem. I'll be over there, in the gutter.

Move over Chromatix, I brought some beer.

[Argus]

Here's a pic:



And the currently available versions can apparently be found at http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/index.html , complete with more pics.

[Becks]

Tenticleness

At first read, I thought it said "Testicleness".

I missed my gutter.

[Igorina]

At first read, I thought it said "Testicleness".

I missed my gutter.

"Tentacles. N-T. Very important"

Cookies for the quote.

[bainsidhe]

I just looked this doll up online and I gotta say...weird. Not my thing, but how does this equate to going to Hell Some people need to get a life.

[Mamadrae]

I just looked this doll up online and I gotta say...weird. Not my thing, but how does this equate to going to Hell Some people need to get a life.

I'm not entirely clear on it myself. My husband has read more of the Lovecraft stuff then I have. Something about Cthulu being an Old God or something. Meh.

I will say I am disappointed in everyone. All these minds in the gutters and talk of tentacles and NO ONE has brought up tentacle porn?? Mmm...tentacle porn....

Yes I went there.