Slight background for folks. While at Gen Con this year my friend got my son a little Secret Agent Cthulu (spelling?) doll. My son for some reason adores this thing and take it everywhere. He knows it as Tickle Monster though cause mama and daddy will chase him with it and tickle him till he's red in the face.
Well we're off clothes shopping today and some older lady apparently thought that we're heathens due to this. She seriously started harping at me that I was going to burn in a special place in hell for letting my son have this doll. Seriously she made it sound like I was the most evil thing in the world.
I couldn't resist.
SW: There's a special level of hell for you heathens!
Me: No ma'am that's reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.
The woman looked so confused while I walked away laughing to myself.
I just can't escape my horrible parenting can I?
Well we're off clothes shopping today and some older lady apparently thought that we're heathens due to this. She seriously started harping at me that I was going to burn in a special place in hell for letting my son have this doll. Seriously she made it sound like I was the most evil thing in the world.
I couldn't resist.
SW: There's a special level of hell for you heathens!
Me: No ma'am that's reserved for child molesters and people who talk in the theater.
The woman looked so confused while I walked away laughing to myself.
I just can't escape my horrible parenting can I?
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