I can't be too specific on this (though if I can possibly get away with being more so, I will), but, here's the gist of what my newsroom has been cackling about for the last half-hour.
Guy calls and says, and this is as close to a direct quote as I can get...
"Yeah, my 15-year-old brother was illegally downloading *movie* the other day, and *freaking huge company that owns movie* caught him, and they had his computer and router confiscated, and now my family is suing *freaking huge company* over it. Would ya'll be interested in the story?"
...so, you admit he was stealing, and someone (I would assume the local ISP or the POLICE but I don't know) confiscated the things he was using to COMMIT THE CRIME, annnnnnnd now you're SUING them for getting you in trouble for STEALING THEIR STUFF?
I sincerely hope we do put this in our paper because it's just too good. I probably couldn't post the link myself, but if we do run the story, and someone JUUUUST happened to get a link sent to them through PM, and THEY posted it...*shifty eyed*
I really, really REALLY hope we do run a story about this, or SOMEONE does, I hope I hope I hope I hope...
Guy calls and says, and this is as close to a direct quote as I can get...
"Yeah, my 15-year-old brother was illegally downloading *movie* the other day, and *freaking huge company that owns movie* caught him, and they had his computer and router confiscated, and now my family is suing *freaking huge company* over it. Would ya'll be interested in the story?"
...so, you admit he was stealing, and someone (I would assume the local ISP or the POLICE but I don't know) confiscated the things he was using to COMMIT THE CRIME, annnnnnnd now you're SUING them for getting you in trouble for STEALING THEIR STUFF?
I sincerely hope we do put this in our paper because it's just too good. I probably couldn't post the link myself, but if we do run the story, and someone JUUUUST happened to get a link sent to them through PM, and THEY posted it...*shifty eyed*
I really, really REALLY hope we do run a story about this, or SOMEONE does, I hope I hope I hope I hope...
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