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Sightings while grocery shopping today (No melon molestation in sight, sadly!!)

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  • #16
    Do you mind? We're having a private conversation on a public forum! How rude!

    Seriously Irv, the costumes will make it so that we're so outlandish, no on noticed.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #17
      Control your damn kid, lady!!
      Random little 4 or 5 year old overly hyper boy kept darting in and out of the aisles, nearly knocking people over. He actually knocked into me and I dropped the package of toilet paper I was holding on his head. His mother shot me a dirty look and I glared back. I told her she should be grateful he didn't run into me in the dairy section or it could've been a gallon of milk, and he'd be completely at fault, and so would she. (Me, short on patience? Whatever gave you that idea...?)

      **snickers** I admit, I'm a champ at seeing the little beggars haulin their tiny little butts toward me and a habit of cycling with hubby has given me some STRONG thighs. If you spread your feet just a bit and set one foot down hard, they actually bounce off of you.

      I have had more kids 'accidentally' run into me and end up on THEIR BUTT, crying their eyes out while I stand there and look confused...

      **whistles...**
      Just to cut off any helpful suggestions: This woman was not blind, nor disabled. She was just a bitch. - Boozy

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      • #18
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Ninja pirate costumes? Some stalkers you are!
        Just enjoy it.

        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Do you mind? We're having a private conversation on a public forum! How rude!
        Yeah, what she said!!!

        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Seriously Irv, the costumes will make it so that we're so outlandish, no on noticed.
        Especially if we really time it right.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #19
          Man I avoid all the local Wal Marts like the Plague. though I never have sighting no matter where I go. Course I just go in grab what I need go through SCO and gone. I never spend more than 5 minutes in a Wal Mart these days.

          Of course I also rarely venture forth from my dwelling other than work these days. Too much to do around the house. When I'm not sleeping or surfing CS of course!

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          • #20
            Quoth Soulstealer View Post
            We should get it on film whether he botches it or not. Either way we get entertainment.
            Somehow I get the feeling I'll be having to clean BBQ sauce off my camera again.
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #21
              Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
              Somehow I get the feeling I'll be having to clean BBQ sauce off my camera again.
              There was a first time?

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              • #22
                Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                Her: Well, some people have things to do and don't want to waste their Saturday behind a slowpoke in the checkout line!
                "I already told you I can't go any faster, but I sure as heck CAN make this go slower. Want to see?"
                The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                The stupid is strong with this one.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Chanlin View Post
                  There was a first time?
                  Multiple times.
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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