Mind your own darn business, tutty!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Two sightings; one person. XD I went to a book store due to the fact that I didn't have anything to read, which really gets on my nerves. -.- Behind me in the queue as I went to pay for my purchases is a tutting woman; she's basically acting as tho every single second she's waiting for me to go thru the till is a second wasted. She tuts, she sighs, she taps her foot, she mutters under her breath, "Hurry up! I haven't got all day!", prompting me to therefore take as long as I possibly can.

I thought that, after I'd left the shop, that was the last I'd see of her; no chance. Not only is she tutty, she's also nosy. As soon as I was outside, I took out my fags and lit one up. Tutty then appears behind me, having obviously rushed thru her paying at the speed of light, to tell me that cigarettes are bad for me. I reply, "None of your bloody business," and walk away, to leave her standing there gasping in shock about my rudeness.

[thehippie777]

Good one on you! My favorite thing we non-smokers say to smokers is, "It's bad for you." Get another line!!!! lol

[smileyeagle1021]

you know... as much as I think that smoking is unhealthy, a filthy habit, and a waste of money, unless you are my spouse or my child (neither of which do I have) or at the very least a close friend who has asked my opinion, it's not my business or my problem that you are smoking. I assume you are an informed adult, know the risks, and have made a decision.

[Sheldonrs]

Smoking is bad for you? Really?!!! Wow! That news never reached the cave I've been living in! Thank you SOOOOO much for telling me!!!

[Misanthropical]

Sheldonrs, that is very close to what I say when some busybody decided to walk all the way over to where I am to tell me how bad it is for me.

[blas]

I know I don't look like a very smart person, but why in the world do people insist on telling me it's bad for me? Do I really look that stupid? No, I never knew that....thanks for letting me know. By the way, your fly is down, you have a boogie hanging out of your nose, and I can see your asscrack. Now kindly screw off, please.

[wanderingjoe72]

You could always let her know how dangerous it is to confront strangers.

I smack down early in her life would have probably cured her of her need to lecture everyone around her.

[Seshat]

Good one on you! My favorite thing we non-smokers say to smokers is, "It's bad for you." Get another line!!!! lol

I have.

Me to my husband. "It distresses me to see you smoking. I want to live a long time with you."

If those words aren't true - if I don't want to grow old with the smoker - then what the smoker does is not my business.

[TheComputerError]

Intruder: "Smoking kills, you know."
Me: "Maybe I'm doing the world a favor."

Intruder: "Smoking's bad for you."
Me: *looks at cigarette in shock* "HOW'D THIS GET HERE?!" *continues smoking*

[Kiwi]

Tutty then appears...to tell me that cigarettes are bad for me.

come on now Lace thats when you take a long drag, blow it in her face and say in a seductive voice

"Perfect because Im a BAD BAD girl"

[Lace Neil Singer]

I'll remember that if Tutty ever does that again. XD Honestly, I know they're bad for me. I also know that eating tons of chocolate, drinking to excess and adding salt to food is bad for me, but I'm not about to quit any of those just cuz some random stranger tells me so. XD

[katie kaboom]

I'll remember that if Tutty ever does that again. XD Honestly, I know they're bad for me. I also know that eating tons of chocolate, drinking to excess and adding salt to food is bad for me, but I'm not about to quit any of those just cuz some random stranger tells me so. XD

You only live once, might as well be happy.

[WageSlaveofDoom]

"Bad for you? I thought they had Vitamin C in them and sh*t!"

Sorry... couldn't resist...

[wagegoth]

I know I don't look like a very smart person, but why in the world do people insist on telling me it's bad for me? Do I really look that stupid? No, I never knew that....thanks for letting me know. By the way, your fly is down, you have a boogie hanging out of your nose, and I can see your asscrack. Now kindly screw off, please.

Same kind of person who tells someone overweight, "You know, if you lost some weight, you could be really attractive." Or, just, "You know, you REALLY SHOULD lose some weight."

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Bad for you? I thought they had Vitamin C in them and sh*t!"

Sorry... couldn't resist...

Dr. Denis Leary. Author of his new self-help book, "Shut The Fuck Up."

I don't smoke, but I've written characters here and there that smoke and deal with nosy tutties like that.

NT: "You know, those things'll kill you."
Smoker: "Lotta things can kill me."

NT: "Those things are bad for you."
Smoker: "Well, they can take a number."

NT: "Those things can kill you."
Smoker: "Ain't killed me yet."