Mind your own darn business, tutty!

[bainsidhe]

You could always let her know how dangerous it is to confront strangers.

And Joe for the win!

[RetailWorkhorse]

That would probably be the point I'd pull out a big cigar and start smoking that instead of the little cigarillos.

*Grabs a cigar and smokes*

Now I need a brandy.

[Jay 2K Winger]

That would probably be the point I'd pull out a big cigar and start smoking that instead of the little cigarillos.

*Grabs a cigar and smokes*

Now I need a brandy.

Nah, just hold a glass of scotch and talk about the time you got thrown out of a bar in New York City.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Nah, just hold a glass of scotch and talk about the time you got thrown out of a bar in New York City.

*Grabs a glass of scotch*

Would you believe I was actually thrown out of a gay bar in New York City? I remember it like it was yesterday, actually I think it was. I was coming down off this sugar coma that I just HAD to get my hands on and I found myself walking along the streets looking for the best lay I've ever had when this really hot-

*yadayadayada, bullshit, something about a jealous lover, the DJ had the hots for the dude I was dancing with, take your pick*

Oh, am I done? FABulous, now I need some tea and some hardcore yaoi anime.

[JustADude]

Same kind of person who tells someone overweight, ... Or, just, "You know, you REALLY SHOULD lose some weight."

Had a guy tell me that, though much less politely, back when I was trapped working in McHell. I was, at the time, carrying two cases of meat (at the same time) up to the line-freezer from the walk-in, to refill it after a particularly lunch rush. He was pissed because he had to take half a step to the side to let me get into the freezer, and basically implied I was a fatass.

This, for reference, was one of those scrawny little guys about the height of a smallish female, who thought he was god's gift to women because he confused 'skinny' with 'lean'. He was also a total dick and cordially loathed by the rest of the crew... probably using his ego to compensate for his height or something... while I, by contrast, am about 6'5" (~195cm) and 380 lbs (~172kg, or 27 stone), with a build that has been compared, variously, to a linebacker, a light-weight sumo, and a scaled-down Andre the Giant.

My reply to him?
"Yeah, maybe, but at least I weigh more than the meat I just stocked,"

[blas]

I had never actually heard of the term "tutty" before.....I have to steal it and confuse all of my friends.

[Evil Queen]

Intruder: "Smoking kills, you know."
Me: "Maybe I'm doing the world a favor."

Intruder: "Smoking's bad for you."
Me: *looks at cigarette in shock* "HOW'D THIS GET HERE?!" *continues smoking*

Intruder: Smoking is the leading cause of death of young people.
Me: What happened to the Rum?

^ Not true but I got it once. What an idjit.

Intruder: Smoking takes years off your life.
Me: It's all an elaborate rouse to get away from you.

Intruder: ZOMG, you smoke? EWwwww!
Me: *blows smoke at intruder*

[bunnyboy]

aaaaaaaand thanks to my choice of clothing I never seem to get this, mainly because I started smoking in late '99 (wow I started when I was legal to actually BUY my own) something about trenchcoats just seems to make people go *DO NOT TUT*


I guess I'm lucky.

though a line I'd love is, really, they do, but then doesn't too much Dihydrogen Monoxide kill you as well?


Mmmmmmm Dihydrogen Monoxide + Carbon Dioxide +artificial flavors and colors +other chemicals.....in 2 liter form.

[Evil Queen]

Trench coats, huh?

Can I use that Dihydrogen Monoxide line?

[bunnyboy]

Sure EQ, but uhm, I kinda stole it from P&T, because remember Dihydrogen Monoxide is a dangerous chemical that once it gets into the water supply never gets out, and can cause excessive sweating, frequent urination, and problems with electrolytes in the body.


have I ever said how much I love talking with some of the far left libs up here with that (and before it goes into fratching, I'm one of those, but I'm also one of those folks who thinks it's fun to be contrarian. I am also a self proclaimed @$$hole, and like Dr. Dennis Leary, proud of it.)

[Pagan]

Me: What happened to the Rum?

Why is the rum always gone?

[bunnyboy]

Why is the rum always gone?

depends, I always follow that with, and where did the Coke (TM C DO NOT STEEEEEEEEAL!) go?

[Evil Queen]

Why is the rum always gone?

Clearly someone is beating us to it. We must find them and juice them for they must be saturated with Rummy Goodness by now.

[bunnyboy]

Clearly someone is beating us to it. We must find them and juice them for they must be saturated with Rummy Goodness by now.

It's in the Nog!!!!! and over the fruitcake (real one, not those neon fruited ones), and in my glass with coke where it belongs.


oh and fueling Captain Jack Sparrow, and no doubt Captain Teage, though I think he has everything else in his system until he gets a new transfusion.

[Lace Neil Singer]

aaaaaaaand thanks to my choice of clothing I never seem to get this, mainly because I started smoking in late '99 (wow I started when I was legal to actually BUY my own) something about trenchcoats just seems to make people go *DO NOT TUT*

This woman came up to me and I was wearing a "Vote Satan" Marilyn Manson hoodie, so don't think you're safe from tutties. They'll catch up to you one day. I started smoking when I was fourteen; there was a shop in town I could buy smokes from, even in school uniform. XD They eventually got busted.