My cousin, visiting from out of town, plays in a touring pop/rock band. She's not home much and as such, doesn't spend a whole lot of time on her yard.
She was telling me a couple hours ago that she got a certified letter from her Homeowner's Association that contained the sentence: "You need to do something about your overgrown and out-of-control bush."
Yeah. There's probably a pair of matching pee stains on her mom's couch where me and my sister were sitting when she told us this story.
I dared her to send one back asking whether they wanted her to go full Brazilian or is leaving a landing strip okay?
My sister wants her to send one back saying that she drew the line at their telling her how to trim her pubes and if they didn't stop sexually harrassing her she was gonna call a lawyer.
Hope ya'll who celebrate today had a nice Thanksgiving.
She was telling me a couple hours ago that she got a certified letter from her Homeowner's Association that contained the sentence: "You need to do something about your overgrown and out-of-control bush."
Yeah. There's probably a pair of matching pee stains on her mom's couch where me and my sister were sitting when she told us this story.
I dared her to send one back asking whether they wanted her to go full Brazilian or is leaving a landing strip okay?
My sister wants her to send one back saying that she drew the line at their telling her how to trim her pubes and if they didn't stop sexually harrassing her she was gonna call a lawyer.
Hope ya'll who celebrate today had a nice Thanksgiving.
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