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    Chewbacca VS the Homeowner's Association

    My cousin, visiting from out of town, plays in a touring pop/rock band. She's not home much and as such, doesn't spend a whole lot of time on her yard.

    She was telling me a couple hours ago that she got a certified letter from her Homeowner's Association that contained the sentence: "You need to do something about your overgrown and out-of-control bush."

    Yeah. There's probably a pair of matching pee stains on her mom's couch where me and my sister were sitting when she told us this story.

    I dared her to send one back asking whether they wanted her to go full Brazilian or is leaving a landing strip okay?

    My sister wants her to send one back saying that she drew the line at their telling her how to trim her pubes and if they didn't stop sexually harrassing her she was gonna call a lawyer.

    Hope ya'll who celebrate today had a nice Thanksgiving.
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    WOW.
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    Believe dat.

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    • #3
      heh. trim the hedges into a statue of George bush!

      or.... well they might get pissed if she made them look like her pubes... heh

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      • #4
        Aw, I think there's something sweet about a person able to craft that sentence without the faintest clue in the world they're making a blunder.

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        • #5
          Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
          I dared her to send one back asking whether they wanted her to go full Brazilian or is leaving a landing strip okay?
          Nice one! Now there's a pee stain on my chair too!
          It's been a long, long, long, long time...

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          • #6
            Darn it, I just spewed coffee from reading that!
            Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

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            • #7
              That was absolutely hysterical. . .

              Now, did she send the response yet?
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                I am ever so glad I wasn't drinking anything.
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                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                • #9
                  as evil as i am, i would go for full shave and send a picture, with the comment "is this better?" but thats just me
                  This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
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                  • #10
                    Quoth chinashirtgirl View Post
                    Nice one! Now there's a pee stain on my chair too!
                    Good thing I went to the bathroom right before reading this, or I'd be joining the tinkle parade.
                    ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
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                    • #11
                      I just giggle-snorted hot chocolate. OW!

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                      • #12
                        Someone, somewhere in an office would have to write that sentence without having to laugh. Those are the same people that complain about things like overgrown bushes.
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                        • #13
                          You know, I think bushes do lok better when neatly trimmed, but there is definitely a point where it can be *too* neat.

                          Oh wait, were we talking about *those* bushes?

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                          • #14
                            I was hoping it would be a story of your cousin putting up a Star Wars Christmas display (with or without Bea Arthur and Grandpa Wookie watching porn) with Luke, Leia, Han, Darth Vader, and Chewie. And the HOA complaining about how Chewbacca was over 6ft tall and doesn't fit the regulation size for a Christmas ornament. And your cousin would write back "It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

                            But anyway, hee, bush.
                            Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                            Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

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                            • #15
                              Only the Kinkoid would think to say something like that.
                              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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