This will not be a gross thread, I promise. Cross my Nobody existance and hope to die.
Two sightings within 23 hours of each other...I must be good! Or cursed...
I finally finished my Xmas shopping yesterday, at BB&B, and had a 20% coupon I intended to use. It was, believe it or not, pretty slow yesterday. One register was open, and it was me and another woman.
As I'm paying for my things I pass over the coupon to the cashier. The lady behind me lights up.
Playas:
Me: A-durr.
WCB: Whiny Coupon Bitch
C: Cashier
WCB: Oh, you've got that coupon! Can I use it? I left mine at home.
Me: Sorry, it's kind of late now. I've already given it.
WCB: But can I use it when you're done?
Me:....no....
C:...I'm...pretty sure coupons don't work that way...
WCB: But I forgot mine at home! Can I just use yours?
Me: Then what am I supposed to use?
WCB: I think you can afford to be without one.
Let me pause here to say I had two things with me in the line: chocolate covered pretzels, and a spoon rest that clips to a pot handle. She had one thing: a tablecloth that had already been marked down by 25%. I did mental math in my head; hers was cheaper than mine by a whole $2.
Me: I don't think you really have a say in that matter.
WCB: I said I NEED that coupon. I DEMAND you give it to me.
Cashier has now handed me my receipt and change. My stuff's all bagged up.
Me: *trying to hide the grin that tugged at my lips* Sorry, but that coupon's entered the point of no return now.
WCB: Fine. Be happy; you've just ruined Christmas. And YOU *pointing at the cashier* have just lost a customer for not forcing her to give me that coupon.
She drops the tablecloth and storms out, stomping right past a stack of flyers, all with the same coupon she insisted I give her printed on the back...
That makes, what, 3? 4 Christmases I've ruined while off the clock? Go me! *victory punch*
Two sightings within 23 hours of each other...I must be good! Or cursed...
I finally finished my Xmas shopping yesterday, at BB&B, and had a 20% coupon I intended to use. It was, believe it or not, pretty slow yesterday. One register was open, and it was me and another woman.
As I'm paying for my things I pass over the coupon to the cashier. The lady behind me lights up.
Playas:
Me: A-durr.
WCB: Whiny Coupon Bitch
C: Cashier
WCB: Oh, you've got that coupon! Can I use it? I left mine at home.
Me: Sorry, it's kind of late now. I've already given it.
WCB: But can I use it when you're done?
Me:....no....
C:...I'm...pretty sure coupons don't work that way...
WCB: But I forgot mine at home! Can I just use yours?
Me: Then what am I supposed to use?
WCB: I think you can afford to be without one.
Let me pause here to say I had two things with me in the line: chocolate covered pretzels, and a spoon rest that clips to a pot handle. She had one thing: a tablecloth that had already been marked down by 25%. I did mental math in my head; hers was cheaper than mine by a whole $2.
Me: I don't think you really have a say in that matter.
WCB: I said I NEED that coupon. I DEMAND you give it to me.
Cashier has now handed me my receipt and change. My stuff's all bagged up.
Me: *trying to hide the grin that tugged at my lips* Sorry, but that coupon's entered the point of no return now.
WCB: Fine. Be happy; you've just ruined Christmas. And YOU *pointing at the cashier* have just lost a customer for not forcing her to give me that coupon.
She drops the tablecloth and storms out, stomping right past a stack of flyers, all with the same coupon she insisted I give her printed on the back...
That makes, what, 3? 4 Christmases I've ruined while off the clock? Go me! *victory punch*
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