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Ok, so more then likely I simply exploded for no real good reason. I freely admit this, mainly cause I passed the point of caring sometime yesterday after being told that I have to leave a leak in my MAIN WATER LINE alone till after Christmas. Yeah sitting on a ticking time bomb that's gonna explode and flood my house really helps with not only the holiday spirit but polite demeanor in general. This is not including the pipe exploding in my bathroom that probably caused the leak in the main line, or the fact that we have a 30 year old heater that is in it's last death throes needing almost hourly cpr (relighting of the pilot) in our basement too. Yeah I am not merry or happy anything right now unless you include psycho killer of monsters in my video games.
Anyways, I had to hit the grocery store for some wrapping paper since I was out. It's close, the weather is crappy, and I just want to get home so I can be here when the plumber arrives. We were getting a second opinion in hopes of it being not as bad as we feared (was anyway but one lives in hope).
I know I am grumpy, filthy, and otherwise not to be around people in general. Because of this I am doing my best to keep my mouth shut to anything but yes or no questions.
So I get in line behind this lady and I'm doing my best to keep my head down and my rage at the universe for the anal raping of me and my family in check.
Everything was going fine until the lady started to leave and the cashier went "Happy Holidays!"
The woman started ranting at the girl how it was Merry Christmas and it was Jesus's Birthday etc etc etc, I'm sure we've all memorized this ranting ages ago.
Yeah I snapped. 1. cause I'm already pissy and this woman just painted a red arrow saying "Rip into me" over her head. 2. cause she's in my way while ranting about stuff that isn't the cashier's fault.
I am not even sure what all I said cause I had lost the brain to mouth filter entirely. I'm pretty sure it was along the lines of shut the **ck up and go *itch to someone who give a s*it. Thank the maker my son was at home with daddy at the time. When I was done though the lady looked frightened and ran like hell. Even the cashier looked scared of me and got me out pretty fast.
While as far as I'm concerned the woman needs to go say hi to Vlad the Impaler and get a nice wooden stake up her bum. I do feel really bad about the cashier.
Anyways, I had to hit the grocery store for some wrapping paper since I was out. It's close, the weather is crappy, and I just want to get home so I can be here when the plumber arrives. We were getting a second opinion in hopes of it being not as bad as we feared (was anyway but one lives in hope).
I know I am grumpy, filthy, and otherwise not to be around people in general. Because of this I am doing my best to keep my mouth shut to anything but yes or no questions.
So I get in line behind this lady and I'm doing my best to keep my head down and my rage at the universe for the anal raping of me and my family in check.
Everything was going fine until the lady started to leave and the cashier went "Happy Holidays!"
The woman started ranting at the girl how it was Merry Christmas and it was Jesus's Birthday etc etc etc, I'm sure we've all memorized this ranting ages ago.
Yeah I snapped. 1. cause I'm already pissy and this woman just painted a red arrow saying "Rip into me" over her head. 2. cause she's in my way while ranting about stuff that isn't the cashier's fault.
I am not even sure what all I said cause I had lost the brain to mouth filter entirely. I'm pretty sure it was along the lines of shut the **ck up and go *itch to someone who give a s*it. Thank the maker my son was at home with daddy at the time. When I was done though the lady looked frightened and ran like hell. Even the cashier looked scared of me and got me out pretty fast.
While as far as I'm concerned the woman needs to go say hi to Vlad the Impaler and get a nice wooden stake up her bum. I do feel really bad about the cashier.
lol
it even lists Hindu and Buddhist if you want numbers of followers on your side, or you could even use the Kurdish one and if a SC complains demand if they support the terrorists instead? 
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