Yep, that's the math I was just given when trying to order a pizza with a coupon at a place I rarely order from.
Now I remember why.
To back up, I told my 18 year old and his gf I'd treat for pizza last night. He really likes a place called Donatos, which is not my normal place that I order from.
I happened to have a coupon for 3 one-topping medium pizzas for 7 dollars each. The coupons says 'additional toppings extra'. I thought this would be great for them. I'll order the first two as plain pepperoni, which is what they like, and the 3rd for me as mushroom, onion and sausage and just pay the extra for the toppings. I figured I could eat a couple of pieces last night, then nosh on it the next few days for lunches.
I called and, like a good little customer, advised right away that I have a coupon. She asked for the code on the front of it. Ok, that's a new one...so I put on my old lady readers and advise her of the code. She then verified that its 3 medium one-toppings for 7 dollars each. I agreed and proceeded with my order. Again:
2 medium pepperoni
1 sausage-mushroom-onion
She totals it up and advises me that with delivery, my total would be 32.47.
Now, keep in mind, I'm not a cheap person. At all. The economy, however, has forced most of us to watch our money closely. Unless their delivery fee was 5 or 6 dollars, or their toppings were 3 or 4 a piece, I couldn't figure out how they reached this figure.
Me - "Um, is that with the coupon?"
Her - "Yes, with the coupon, it takes 3.86 off the total order"
Me - (still confused) "Okay, 7 x 3 = 21. How much is the delivery charge and the extra toppings"
Her - (to her credit, she was polite the entire time) "The toppings are 1.50 each and the delivery charge is 1.50 also."
Me - "Okay, so that should total 25.50"
Her - "Well, the coupon gives you 3.86 off the entire order."
Me - ....
Her - ....
Me - "Okay, could you please cancel the order, I've changed my mind"
Her - "No problem"
Normally, I would have pressed further in order to figure out this mathematical mystery. But I'm just getting over illness and I really wasn't in the mood.
I'm still baffled by it
In the end, I ordered from my normal place. Spent about 25.00 and the kid picked up the tip.
Now I remember why.
To back up, I told my 18 year old and his gf I'd treat for pizza last night. He really likes a place called Donatos, which is not my normal place that I order from.
I happened to have a coupon for 3 one-topping medium pizzas for 7 dollars each. The coupons says 'additional toppings extra'. I thought this would be great for them. I'll order the first two as plain pepperoni, which is what they like, and the 3rd for me as mushroom, onion and sausage and just pay the extra for the toppings. I figured I could eat a couple of pieces last night, then nosh on it the next few days for lunches.
I called and, like a good little customer, advised right away that I have a coupon. She asked for the code on the front of it. Ok, that's a new one...so I put on my old lady readers and advise her of the code. She then verified that its 3 medium one-toppings for 7 dollars each. I agreed and proceeded with my order. Again:
2 medium pepperoni
1 sausage-mushroom-onion
She totals it up and advises me that with delivery, my total would be 32.47.
Now, keep in mind, I'm not a cheap person. At all. The economy, however, has forced most of us to watch our money closely. Unless their delivery fee was 5 or 6 dollars, or their toppings were 3 or 4 a piece, I couldn't figure out how they reached this figure.
Me - "Um, is that with the coupon?"
Her - "Yes, with the coupon, it takes 3.86 off the total order"
Me - (still confused) "Okay, 7 x 3 = 21. How much is the delivery charge and the extra toppings"
Her - (to her credit, she was polite the entire time) "The toppings are 1.50 each and the delivery charge is 1.50 also."
Me - "Okay, so that should total 25.50"
Her - "Well, the coupon gives you 3.86 off the entire order."
Me - ....
Her - ....
Me - "Okay, could you please cancel the order, I've changed my mind"
Her - "No problem"
Normally, I would have pressed further in order to figure out this mathematical mystery. But I'm just getting over illness and I really wasn't in the mood.
I'm still baffled by it
In the end, I ordered from my normal place. Spent about 25.00 and the kid picked up the tip.
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