This morning, the poor excuse for a news program known as Sunrise had a story about a woman who was refused service for trying to spend $15 of 5 cent coins. It was part of a segment where they get two or three people who work in radio and ask them about various things, and as usual they proved themselves to be dumber than the average bear. Some of the dialog, with my comments in brackets.
"Apparently there's a rule that they only have to take five dollars." (actually the law is that we can refuse service to any person for any reason)
"Well that's ridiculous, I've never heard of that rule." (that doesn't somehow negate it)
"Yeah it's all money they should take it. It takes, what, thirty seconds to count change?" (in thirty seconds you might count $3-$4 of 5 cent coins, not the whole $15 worth)
"Yeah that person was just being slack." (why the emphasis on person? Did you nearly say robot?)
"Also the customer was a pensioner, how many pensioners keep all their change and spend it all in one go?" (apparently, out of all the pensioners in Australia, there is one who does that - the one in the story)
"Well I'm never going to that shop." (you were never going there anyway, it's in a small town far from a paved road, where you can't take your BMW SUV because you can't drive it over rough terrain)
A miracle did occur though, none of them claimed "the customer is always right".
"Apparently there's a rule that they only have to take five dollars." (actually the law is that we can refuse service to any person for any reason)
"Well that's ridiculous, I've never heard of that rule." (that doesn't somehow negate it)
"Yeah it's all money they should take it. It takes, what, thirty seconds to count change?" (in thirty seconds you might count $3-$4 of 5 cent coins, not the whole $15 worth)
"Yeah that person was just being slack." (why the emphasis on person? Did you nearly say robot?)
"Also the customer was a pensioner, how many pensioners keep all their change and spend it all in one go?" (apparently, out of all the pensioners in Australia, there is one who does that - the one in the story)
"Well I'm never going to that shop." (you were never going there anyway, it's in a small town far from a paved road, where you can't take your BMW SUV because you can't drive it over rough terrain)
A miracle did occur though, none of them claimed "the customer is always right".
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