I went to Meijer today to pick up a few groceries. When we got to the dairy aisle there was a man standing in the middle of the aisle talking very loudly to some woman about his recent colonoscopy. He even went into graphic details about the entire procedure. Needless to say we finished our shopping quickly and got out of there.
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Hehe, remembers the time one of my BF's students (music) came to class with a video of his mother's colonoscopy, and my BF dubbed, eh I think it was Oldfield's Tubular Bells over the video.I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.
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I just want you to know I just got some spicy pork yakisoba....
*keeps eating*
What? It tastes great!Military Spouse Support.
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Damn..the only thing I remember about my colonscopy is farting for 2 straight hours because of all the air they pumped into me.
About a year ago I went to one of my Wife's Doctors, and after we got back into the examining room, you could very clearly hear some older "Gentleman" talking(More like yelling) to a doctor asking what he could do about his itchy balls.Just sliding down the razor blade of life.
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Quoth drunkenwildmage View PostDamn..the only thing I remember about my colonscopy is farting for 2 straight hours because of all the air they pumped into me.
"So, marks out of ten?"
"...ten?"
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Had them in stitches.
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