If there's a bright center to the universe, This store's the farthest from it.

[wagegoth]

Do I LOOK like I work at every store in existance? Am I TOO nice to tell off a lady in an electric cart? Are people REALLY that rude in Walmart? Am I a little short to be a Stormtrooper?

Yes. It's a fact. Once you work in retail, your pheromones change and SCs can smell it on you from 5 aisles away.

Yes. But it doesn't mean you couldn't say, "Sorry, bad back."

Oh, hell, yes. There are ethereal beings that lurk around all Walmarts, as these beings live on the essence of suckitude, entitlement, abuse and loseriness that only exist on a sustained basis at Walmart.

Sorry, I can't answer that question from the appearance of your avatar. But carry a blaster anyway. It'll make the SCs and EWs think twice about bothering you.