Here now, another driving lesson that apparently hasn't sunk in among local drivers:
When making a left turn at an intersection without a green turn arrow, you must yield to oncoming traffic going straight or turning right.
So I'm heading home after satisfying my Mickey D's fix, turning right off a busy street onto a residential one, when Mr. Big Important Business Man Or Something, in his $45,000 black Chevy Substitute Penis, turns left down the street I will eventually be going down, without slowing down.
This forces me to hit the brakes as I'm starting my turn, and hope that my ass end doesn't fishtail and throw me into a spin. The roads are icy, after all.
And his wife/secretary/baby mama/female whatever in the passenger seat gives me a dirty look as if to say "Silly Saturn driver! Don't you know all the monstrous SUVs pwn the road these days? Sometimes we're gracious enough to share it with you. But not today. Get with it!"
I hope you two enjoyed your complimentary middle finger. With the way you drive, you'll be seeing a lot of them.
When making a left turn at an intersection without a green turn arrow, you must yield to oncoming traffic going straight or turning right.
So I'm heading home after satisfying my Mickey D's fix, turning right off a busy street onto a residential one, when Mr. Big Important Business Man Or Something, in his $45,000 black Chevy Substitute Penis, turns left down the street I will eventually be going down, without slowing down.
This forces me to hit the brakes as I'm starting my turn, and hope that my ass end doesn't fishtail and throw me into a spin. The roads are icy, after all.
And his wife/secretary/baby mama/female whatever in the passenger seat gives me a dirty look as if to say "Silly Saturn driver! Don't you know all the monstrous SUVs pwn the road these days? Sometimes we're gracious enough to share it with you. But not today. Get with it!"
I hope you two enjoyed your complimentary middle finger. With the way you drive, you'll be seeing a lot of them.
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