And not at the employees.
I was just so disgusted by all this that I couldn't come up with a way to formulate it. I've tried to post, deleted, tried, deleted, closed the window, etc., so many times.
Okay, I was at Subway to get a sandwich for a coworker for lunch. I was in line behind what had to be the absolute either dumbest or most shellshocked just-escaped-the-commune woman I've ever seen.
First of all, she forgot what she was there to get. So she called her husband and decided she needed to get three sandwiches, one for him, one for her, and one for the bemused toddler girl standing next to her, who spent the entire time knawing on an apple and watching her mother, apparently enjoying the show. This would be fine if she'd actually have gotten out of line, but no, she halfway ordered, then stopped and made the call and kept mumbling ingredients.
Well, she gets that done, and starts to order again...and abruptly grabs out her phone again and calls her husband again. I know, she kept announcing she had to call her husband. This actually came out of her mouth. I shit you not. I could not get paid enough to make this up.
"Honey, what kind of bread is it I like again?"

(Oh my God, I started rubbing my face because I actually facepalmed again remembering and it feels SOOOO good.)
You know...actually, I was going to describe the rest of the visit, like the absolute shock and awe that came from actually having to CHOOSE what kinds of vegetables and dressing she'd get on her sandwich...but I'm just so disgusted and irritated at it. At one point, I literally snapped to the awareness that my hand was going for the back of her head to grab her by the hair and slam her head into the counter. She took, bare minimum, 15 minutes to get through the line, let alone actually pick out if she wanted a meal and find the methods to PAY. Never have I seen such a simpering, indecisive, stupid female. Not a nervous type that might make me think she was abused or something...the giggling, flakey, 40-but-still-thinks-she's-18 type that's just doing it because Jessica Simpson was the only person who was ever remotely cute doing it...five years ago...and this woman never got the memo to STOP IT.
So, yeah...kinda still all...rarrrrgh.
I was just so disgusted by all this that I couldn't come up with a way to formulate it. I've tried to post, deleted, tried, deleted, closed the window, etc., so many times.
Okay, I was at Subway to get a sandwich for a coworker for lunch. I was in line behind what had to be the absolute either dumbest or most shellshocked just-escaped-the-commune woman I've ever seen.
First of all, she forgot what she was there to get. So she called her husband and decided she needed to get three sandwiches, one for him, one for her, and one for the bemused toddler girl standing next to her, who spent the entire time knawing on an apple and watching her mother, apparently enjoying the show. This would be fine if she'd actually have gotten out of line, but no, she halfway ordered, then stopped and made the call and kept mumbling ingredients.
Well, she gets that done, and starts to order again...and abruptly grabs out her phone again and calls her husband again. I know, she kept announcing she had to call her husband. This actually came out of her mouth. I shit you not. I could not get paid enough to make this up.
"Honey, what kind of bread is it I like again?"

(Oh my God, I started rubbing my face because I actually facepalmed again remembering and it feels SOOOO good.)
You know...actually, I was going to describe the rest of the visit, like the absolute shock and awe that came from actually having to CHOOSE what kinds of vegetables and dressing she'd get on her sandwich...but I'm just so disgusted and irritated at it. At one point, I literally snapped to the awareness that my hand was going for the back of her head to grab her by the hair and slam her head into the counter. She took, bare minimum, 15 minutes to get through the line, let alone actually pick out if she wanted a meal and find the methods to PAY. Never have I seen such a simpering, indecisive, stupid female. Not a nervous type that might make me think she was abused or something...the giggling, flakey, 40-but-still-thinks-she's-18 type that's just doing it because Jessica Simpson was the only person who was ever remotely cute doing it...five years ago...and this woman never got the memo to STOP IT.
So, yeah...kinda still all...rarrrrgh.
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