Almost went postal at Subway

[Pagan]

Studies proved that, of the few hundreds of spermatozoa that reach the ovule, the ovule actually picks the one that is most genetically different from it. From the looks of this, either Daddy or Mommy was a real genius, but she ended up with all the wrong alleles.

So we're back at the old saw at blaming the mother for all your problems, huh?

I could've sworn I saw some back in the day at an office supply store.

I could be wrong, though.

Apparently, PepperElf just had to go and find it.

https://www.americanoandp.com/wp-con...s/PinkCamo.jpg

Maybe we should all go in for a ream and send it to GK?

[aurelemsrealm]

Okay...... this woman actually called her husband to ask him what kind of bread it is she likes on her sandwiches? Wow.......

If I pick up food for anyone else like that, I make them write down exactly what they want. If they're not specific enough, they take what they get and be glad I was generous enough to get it for them at all. I absolutely hate shopping for most anyone else because people are too picky.

[Digitalpotato]

It's weird when people actually think we know what kind of bread they like. o.o

Personally I think it's a rather dumb question. How exactly would we know what kind of bread you like? We're not you. Although what I think they may mean is "Dealer's choice". I've had a few people ask what our reccomendations were at Subway and I'd just say "Well so and-so is pretty good with a BMT" and we've even got some people actually requesting a "Dealer's Choice". IMO some subs taste better on some bread and some bread tastes better when it's toasted. (This may sound weird, but Day-old-wheat and Honey Oat is actualy BETTER than the fresh stuff because it's a LOT softer and toasting it IMO is a waste)

Nothing really bad about "Dealer's choice". Usually I just put white since it's pretty neutral.

[PepperElf]

Maybe we should all go in for a ream and send it to GK?

sure... ooo make it a gift set....

the paper, and a Dale Jr. Blanket, and nike shoes and this really really hot dress.
We'll even toss in the model!

(ok GK's going to kill me now....)

[dalesys]

started out with the Jepardy Theme Song

Back in high school, you were a square
Carried books and slide rules everywhere
You scored straight A's year after year
They called you geek, they called you queer

For everyone who luaghed in your face
Now's your chance to put them in their place
'Cause you're on a TV show
Where you big brain wins big dough

---- Four Bitchin' Babes: Jeopardy Theme (w/ lyrics)

[Samaliel]

sure... ooo make it a gift set....

the paper, and a Dale Jr. Blanket, and nike shoes and this really really hot dress.
We'll even toss in the model!

(ok GK's going to kill me now....)

I just barfed a little in my mouth.

[Calie]

sure... ooo make it a gift set....
<snip>
and this really really hot dress.
We'll even toss in the model!

(ok GK's going to kill me now....)

Samaliel - That's what happens when you google "pink camo bridesmaid dress." Well, that's how I found it at least. Don't know what PepperElf's method was. Gotta say, the model really is what makes that picture...

[PepperElf]

i think i just googled Pink Camouflage dress
i'll try it again to see

Yep. Google Images, Pink Camouflage Dress
Yes i'm sick.

the dress i picked is in the second row.

(and wow... i haven't been killed by GK yet... hmmmm)

[Toujin]

I'm wondering how in the Nine Hells this woman survived childhood, let alone had kids.

[Calie]

i think i just googled Pink Camouflage dress
i'll try it again to see

Yep. Google Images, Pink Camouflage Dress
Yes i'm sick.

the dress i picked is in the second row.

(and wow... i haven't been killed by GK yet... hmmmm)

Dang, a month or so ago when I first searched, there wasn't nearly THAT many options. People must actually be buying these abominations.

[Ironclad Alibi]

I hope GK doesn't start using the hot dress for his avatar.

[Naaman]

I hope GK doesn't start using the hot dress for his avatar.