You work here and I demand service!

[Cia]

They say 'little' cause they have size issues...boy bit wise.

[Nyoibo]

Me - Can you ring me out?

Man - Sure. No discount though.

Me - Damn!

That made me crack up.

[Pagan]

And then when I *am at work wearing an apron and nametag, I always get, "Do you work here?"

Sigh.

I got that the other day in the pharmacy....while I was working on a prescription and wearing a nametag with my name (of course) and Certified Pharmacy Tech on it.

Ding-dong: Do you work here?

What I said: Yes, I do.

What I wanted to say: Nope, I'm just a random person in here screwing around. Want some Vicodin?

[BethB]

I get the "do you work here?" all the time. Just tempting to say "no, I just love khaki and polos and standing around in the same place for 8hrs a day. It completes me".

[PepperElf]

well if you don't work there... might as well say it... but i suspect that's something you can't say

Now he can drive around in his corvette and feel like the tool he is.

and without the parts he needed for his car!

[tinamarble88]

I've gotten that before at a Rite Aid. I was just browsing through the magazine section and a man asked if I worked here and I said no. I was wearing jeans and I believe I had a jacket on and I was 15 I believe at the time so how can I be working here?

[sarasquirrel]

i went into a Joannes etc one time, wearing jeans and a shirt, maybe a light jacket too, i was lookin at glue sticks for my hot glue gun, and some woman came up to me and asked me where such and such was.

i was just like people who work there wear green smocks. i dont think i owned any green shirts at that time...at least she walked away when i told her i didnt work there.