We Couldn't Help But SNICKER.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I wonder why people will steal hot chickens or chicken wings.... maybe they were feeling "clucky?"

Or maybe they decided to "wing" it.

[Plaidman]

people steal the most embarrassing things.

I was at Suncoast movies when it was still around and this about 15 year old kid set off the alarm going out. The clerk made him come back and remove a DVD from his coat. Was it a new action movie ? Was it porn? No, it was BARNEY. At least take something you can be proud of.

Not really. If you were 15, would you rather buy the movie to watch, or steal it to watch. He obviously loves Barney. Because Barney loves him, and no-one else does.

[zzapp the witch]

protoge said it for me. The neighbor made the suggestion to me, don't put a free sign on something, make it a for sale sign, and it'll be stolen in no time.

[Fire_on_High]

LOL...the last broken monitor I had to get rid of was fairly hazardous to use. I ended up having to scrawl DO NOT USE - UNSAFE on it before setting it out lest some assmonkey burn their house down with it. Every previous one was stolen within an hour of setting it out..the one that just didn't get a usable picture was funny, but the one that was disposed of due to sparking and smoking would've started a fire.