Cafeteria Suck

[Amina516]

So, I walk into the hospital cafeteria yesterday and before I pick up a tray, I am bombarded with signs EVERYWHERE that the credit card machines are down, and the cashiers are only taking cash. The signs were IMPOSSIBLE to miss...really..all I did was walk down the hall to the ATM and grab some cash and came back.

Anyone want to guess how many people I saw try to pay with their damn cards while I was waiting to pay? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

LIKE FUCKIN 5!! (while I was there..i cant imagine how many other people tried)

This one took the cake (i was standing right behind her in line)

Cashier: That'll be $4.89.
DumbEmployee: Ok...*hands over card*
C: I cant take cards here.
DE: *giggles and trys to hand card to cashier again*
C: *bores death seeking rays into her skull*. I can NOT take credit cards, the machines are down. I need cash.
DE: *giggles again* Oh, but its not a credit card, its a debit card.. *
C: I cant take ANY cards, that includes debit.
DE: OH, well can I get in that line over there and pay with my debit card??
C: *by this point looked like she wanted to back-smack her* No...ALL card machines are down.
DE: Well, what am i supposed to do?
C: Walk to the ATM down the hall?
DE: Oh....I really dont want to, but Im hungry. *sigh* Where can I put my salad?.
C: Leave it here. I'll watch it........next!

DE leaves very dejectedly as if someone shot her puppy. Who wants to bet that when she came back, she walked straight to the front of the line to pay? lol.

And I really would like to know why the hell she kept giggling?!?

[lupo pazzesco]

And I really would like to know why the hell she kept giggling?!?

Two theories:

1. She figured the signs couldn't POSSIBLY apply to her, because she's just that damn special...too special to read the signs, too, naturally!!

2. She thought she was getting one over on the system and was giggling at her sheer brilliance at using debit instead of credit because the cashier apparently didn't know the difference and wasn't as brilliant as she, herself, was.

[Pagan]

That or she got some of the good stuff from the pharmacy....

[McGoddess09]

That or she got some of the good stuff from the pharmacy....

Whatever she's on, I want.

[Melicious Motormouth]

Where can I put my salad?

"I have a couple places in mind."

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Because some people giggle every time they open their mouths to speak.

No, really, they do. They speak, then give a nervous titter. Every time they open their mouths. I've met many of them, mostly while working with the public.

Those are people I would love to see fed to piranhas.

[Apathy]

They speak, then give a nervous titter. Every time they open their mouths.

Oh yeah, that's damn annoying. Doesn't matter what they say, it's followed by a laugh.

[Broomjockey]

Oh yeah, that's damn annoying. Doesn't matter what they say, it's followed by a laugh.

Heaven forbid these people ever get in to positions where a degree of solemnity is required.

"Hello Mrs. Smith. *giggle* I'm sorry, *giggle* but your husband's surgery was a failure, and he's brain dead *giggle* Would you like to say farewell before we take him off life support? *gig* *BLAM*"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

You laugh, but I have met people for whom this would not be an unbelievable situation.

Gaaaah...

[blas]

I've met a lot of girls like that. And I can't wrap my head around the fact that some guys go totally gaga over that. What in the world is so attractive about giggling like a hyena in heat before/after every single phrase?

Or even better....the few phrases they actually speak are usually just really, really stupid observations.

"Hehehhehe giggle giggle goo goo gaa gaa...it's snowing...hehehehehehehe!!!"

"Hehehhehe! Oh, my phone is ringing...hehehehehe!"

[dalesys]

...some guys ... attractive ... hyena in heat...

Question answered

[blas]

Part of me understands because most of these girls tend to be real Audrina from the Hills and Jessica Simpson clones..

But the other part of me thinks....there are also girls with healthy bodies who are just as pretty in all shapes and hair and eye colors, and they can start and actually hold a normal adult conversation with people of the opposite sex and not sound like a total tard.........

I'll just stick with my theory that some guys prefer dumb girls because that way they'll feel smarter than the girl and they know girls that dumb are usually a pretty easy lay.

Hence why it took so long for me to find a halfway decent guy. I asked my bf the other night if I giggled like that and talked and acted that stupid if he would have found me more attractive, and he replied "In all honesty, if you would have tried that cutsie pooh act with me expecting a relationship, I probably would have written you off as a flake and never called you. Most guys don't see girls like that as girlfriend potential."

But then on another hand, I hate when people look at me and stereotype me as that kind of girl. Because once I open my mouth, I can prove I have brain cells and I can actually form a valid thought and complete sentence.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

"Most guys don't see girls like that as girlfriend potential."

But I bet many (I won't go so far as to say "most") guys would see girls like that as Friends With Benefits potential.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I can't think of a singe trait that will repel me faster than someone who giggles after every sentence. I've met both women and men who do it. It's a nervous habit. And I can't stand it to the point that I will either flee, or become hostile if I can't get away.

I'd rather you talk to me with puke on your shirt. I'd rather you stand next to me while you're wearing a cowboy hat full of turds.

Seriously. I've encountered drooling (literally) schizophrenics that didn't repell me like that. I'm not why I find it so disgusting, but I do. It's like it sets every nerve ending in my body on fire.

Worst it ever was was when a friend of mine's dad came into Kinko's. HE did it. On top of that, I knew he's slapped my friend around. I would have stabbed the guy to death with a pen if I'd thought I would have gotten away with it.

[Amina516]

It is LOL just really LOL annoying LOL when LOL someone LMAOOOO laughs all ROFLMAO the time for LOL no damn reason ROFLCOPTER!!11!!!!.



I wanted to smack her and she hadnt done anything to me (besides hold up the lunch line.) I guess it can be a nervous thing, and as she had just made an ass out of her self by ignoring all the signs, that may have been it.