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Going out to get my check (and stuff for the BBQ), my wife stopped in at the local Wally World. This one had a Subway attached and we needed to get something (neither of us having eaten to that point).
Anyway, my wife orders her food and everything's okay. I order my meatball and get to the veggies. I tell them "Just Parmesan, please." They upend the can...nothing. So one girl looks at the other (they're both fairly young) and says, "Hey, do you know where these things are in the back?" The other replies, "Nu-uh."
Crap.
The one on my sandwich goes to find the can. Luckily, she finds it quickly. Then she looks at the other one again.
"Um...how do you open this?"
Double Crap.
The woman behind me jumps in and says, "Use the handle of your knife to hit that one piece in. Not the blade, the handle. No, the plastic piece stays there." So I finally get my Parmesan. But now there's a new issue, the Parmesan is coming out much faster than normal. My sandwich is getting swamped.
Triple Crap.
I say, "You can turn the top so the cheese comes out of the little holes."
We pay, we eat, we leave. The whole time, my wife is fighting to keep from laughing. My sandwich was rather gritty and I tasted Parmesan for awhile. But I didn't want to say anything. Why? No idea...
Anyway, my wife orders her food and everything's okay. I order my meatball and get to the veggies. I tell them "Just Parmesan, please." They upend the can...nothing. So one girl looks at the other (they're both fairly young) and says, "Hey, do you know where these things are in the back?" The other replies, "Nu-uh."
Crap.
The one on my sandwich goes to find the can. Luckily, she finds it quickly. Then she looks at the other one again.
"Um...how do you open this?"
Double Crap.
The woman behind me jumps in and says, "Use the handle of your knife to hit that one piece in. Not the blade, the handle. No, the plastic piece stays there." So I finally get my Parmesan. But now there's a new issue, the Parmesan is coming out much faster than normal. My sandwich is getting swamped.
Triple Crap.
I say, "You can turn the top so the cheese comes out of the little holes."
We pay, we eat, we leave. The whole time, my wife is fighting to keep from laughing. My sandwich was rather gritty and I tasted Parmesan for awhile. But I didn't want to say anything. Why? No idea...
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