This is an old story (it happened more than a decade ago) that I just remembered.
There's a pizza place a few minutes from my house that we used to frequent (back before the ownership change, when the pizza was actually GOOD). One time we arrived a few minutes too early to pick up our order, so we were talking with the staff.
They told us about a knucklehead who'd come in recently and picked up a small pizza. Then, rather than carrying it like any other person, he tucked the pizza box under his arm as if he was carrying a book or magazine or something. They frantically called after him to not do that but he didn't listen.
Not long after that we was back, angrily complaining that they'd served him a sloppy mess. Needless to say, this "mess" was caused by the hot, fresh pizza sliding to one side of the box and collapsing onto itself when he held the box vertically rather than horizontally.
Of course, it was all the restaurant's fault, and he demanded a replacement pizza.
They said no problem, but it'll be $x.xx.
He left.
Seriously, what a dumbass.
There's a pizza place a few minutes from my house that we used to frequent (back before the ownership change, when the pizza was actually GOOD). One time we arrived a few minutes too early to pick up our order, so we were talking with the staff.
They told us about a knucklehead who'd come in recently and picked up a small pizza. Then, rather than carrying it like any other person, he tucked the pizza box under his arm as if he was carrying a book or magazine or something. They frantically called after him to not do that but he didn't listen.
Not long after that we was back, angrily complaining that they'd served him a sloppy mess. Needless to say, this "mess" was caused by the hot, fresh pizza sliding to one side of the box and collapsing onto itself when he held the box vertically rather than horizontally.
Of course, it was all the restaurant's fault, and he demanded a replacement pizza.
They said no problem, but it'll be $x.xx.
He left.
Seriously, what a dumbass.
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