Line Cutting--- FAIL

[SilverOrb]

My mom actually witnessed this. I thought that it was funny.

My mother is at the grocery store. In front of her is a lady with a full cart, when some lady just walks in front of full cart lady and starts setting her stuff down without a word. This fun stuff ensues-

M- Mom
FCL- Full cart lady
EW- LOL I'm sure you can guess

FCL- Just WHAT do you think you are DOING?
EW- Oh I only have like five things. I'm going ahead.
FCL- Oh no you are NOT.
EW- Excuse me?!
FCL- Everyone else had to wait in line, so get to the back. Now.
EW- But I only have a FEW things.
FCL- I don't care WHAT you have. Get your ASS to the back of the LINE bitch and wait like everyone else. I mean it! MOVE IT!

EW's jaw drops, and she moves to the back of the line.

FCL then turns around and looks at my mom, talking to her very sweetly and politely.

FCL- Honey, you only got like 10 things. Go ahead.
M- Oh that's ok, I don't want to be rude.
FCL- No no, I insist.
M- Are you sure?
FCL- Absolutely.
As mom moves up-
FCL- You know... If she had just asked....... I would have let her go! Hahahaha.

[marty]

owned.

[artifical sweetner]

haha wow that lady sounds like an awesome person. it's an even better burn because she let your mom move ahead.

[taxguykarl]

To FCL:

[Becks]

Becks Seal of Approval™.

[SG15Z]

To FCL:

[sms001]

I. I.. I... LOVE FCL!!!

Sending the EW to the back of the line is magnificent. But to quickly and smoothly think of a way to REALLY rub salt in the wound by OFFERING someone with more items than EW that place in line is truly epic. Bravo, madam, bravo.

[derangedperson]

EPIC.

Much applause and good karma sent FCL's way.