So, I went to my favorite bookstore today, just to wander, as you do when you love books, and I overheard this conversation...
*ring ring*
OD (Obvious Ditz): "Yeah? Oh, yeah, I'm at the library."
Me: ??? No you're not. Unless of course you think you can buy a book, read it, and then return it with the cover bent out of shape...?
OD: "Yeah, I'm buying a book..."
At that point, I stopped listening, in fear of living out Lewis Black's warning about a certain steed and a higher institute.
So, you're in a library, but you plan on buying the book? Now, I know, there are libraries that sell books that have fallen out of circulation... but I know of none with their own coffee shop inside. Expect it, but know of none.
*ring ring*
OD (Obvious Ditz): "Yeah? Oh, yeah, I'm at the library."
Me: ??? No you're not. Unless of course you think you can buy a book, read it, and then return it with the cover bent out of shape...?
OD: "Yeah, I'm buying a book..."
At that point, I stopped listening, in fear of living out Lewis Black's warning about a certain steed and a higher institute.
So, you're in a library, but you plan on buying the book? Now, I know, there are libraries that sell books that have fallen out of circulation... but I know of none with their own coffee shop inside. Expect it, but know of none.
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