Overheard at Wamu (Washington Mutual)

[snugglegirl05]

I went to Wamu (Washington Mutual) after work today, & overheard this customer waiting in line. She was behind me, & noticed one of the employees who was closing down her station. She knew her by name. Here is what happened.

sucky customer: sc
Wamu employee: Jackie

sc: "Hi Jackie"
Jackie: "Hi" *she is busy counting money & doing her closing procedures*
sc: "You are closing down?"
Jackie" Yes, my shift has ended"
sc: "So you are not a dedicated employee?"
Jackie: *continues to count money & complete her closing procedures; laughing* "Well...actually I'm already late"
sc: .....
Jackie: "I stay late Monday through Thursday, but I go home on time on Friday's"
sc: .....

[Aethian]

But she must serve the SC first! WAHHHHH

I guess the SC has never wanted to go home before.

[Food Lady]

My company considers you dedicated if you follow procedure and go home on time so you don't eat up payroll.

[Nurian]

I want to make a joke about WAHHH and the Washington Mutual's name, but I can't think of a good enough joke.

[Becks]

My company considers you dedicated if you follow procedure and go home on time so you don't eat up payroll.

Not to mention actually showing up on time for any and all scheduled shifts.