I think those kids have the wrong mama. Unless you are all lions, or...something.
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Quoth lupo pazzesco View Postsweet tequila christ, were the assholes, EWs and just plain stupids out in droves today!!
(We have duck season and wabbit season; why oh why cannot we have Asshole Season? I'd sign up for that shit in a second! )
( snip saga of Post Office Assbag Dingleberry )
Stupid Mom!(SM): WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!!!?!?!?!?!
Me: Telling him where you were, since you walked away and had your back to him
SM: DON'T YOU EVER COME NEAR MY KIDS!!!
Me: .........
Right about this point, a random employee comes by and she grabs his arm.
SM: SHE TRIED TO HURT MY SON!!!!!!!11!!!!!
RE: <Looks at me, where I'm still kneeling on the floor, as I get to my feet> Uh, miss? Is this true?
Me: Nope. Her son was at the yogurt, she walked away down that aisle and left him here. I told him which way she went.
RE: <Looks at SM> I really don't see what the problem is, ma'am. If she was trying to keep your son from being lost--
SM: <Cuts him off> SHE HAD HER HANDS ON MY BABY!!
This one also needs to go make the intimate acquaintance of Mr. Speedy Bus. There may, however, be hope for her one kid, since he 'fessed up in your favor.
And then she opens her mouth and ruins it all...
Woman: Get your fucking hands off the cart! I ain't got time for you to be hanging all over it. Get off, and get your asses over here!! Walk behind me! I don't wanna see you doing that again!!
Poor kids are gonna have issues when they get older, methinks...
Stupid driver (SD): Hey, some of us are driving here, bitch!!!
I think I may have sucked in some of the instances above, though, because I let my temper get the best of me.~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~
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I think Lupo left off the most important part of her instructions for "The Smile." You have to be contemplating evil for it to really work effectively. As she described, thinking about Hannibal Lecter type revenge while doing "The Smile" ups the voltage by at least 200%.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
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Quoth wagegoth View PostI think Lupo left off the most important part of her instructions for "The Smile." You have to be contemplating evil for it to really work effectively. As she described, thinking about Hannibal Lecter type revenge while doing "The Smile" ups the voltage by at least 200%.
Oopsie on me for not being clearer!
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The first lady: Man you have some restraint. I don't know what I (a natural introvert) would have done, but I definitely wouldn't have been as nice as you.
The first Target one: Jeeze lady how about keep an eye on your kids. What if it wasn't Lupo and was some crazy child predator or something. What would you have done then! huh?!
The second lady: So sad, I see that everyday at work. We have one regular that is always yelling expletives at his children very loudly. Some people just shouldn't have children.
Target 3: Lol, I would have done the same. In fact I have. One time I was at a Kroger *$ and they were having issues with the POS and I walked them through step by step on how to fix it. Though I didn't get a free drink! No fair!
Last one: People in Houston really need to learn how to drive. Seriously I could rant all day about Houston drivers. Including the bus drivers.
Quoth ditchdj View PostWanna know what stereotype that's out there that I wish really was completely true??? That all college grads make a million dollars more than those without a degree and they all are guaranteed good-paying jobs! Yeah that would be nice.
Quoth bainsidhe View PostMy dear, I really think you should stop engaging the public.
Quoth Hobbs View PostUnless by "engage" you mean; "To commit oneself, as in entering conflict or battle." Then my money is all on Lupo XD
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Quoth SG15Z View PostThe first lady: Man you have some restraint. I don't know what I (a natural introvert) would have done, but I definitely wouldn't have been as nice as you.
Indeed she does. I mean come on I never post in Sightings and we kinda sorta live in the same area. I do go up to her neck of the woods from time to time and never have a sighting. I guess she's just cursed.
Oh I'm all in on Lupo!!
2. It's not like i do it on PURPOSE! These things just happen. I do believe I'm cursed, but yeah...I just seem to attract all the Houston crazies!!
3. So nice to know my minions believe in me! You and Hobbs both are in my corner without a doubt. Though, that begs the question of what, exactly, I've done to cause the immediate belief that I'd win. Ah well, who cares? I'd win. End of story.
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Is the smile anything like the one Wednesday does in the Addams Family movie? Then one I am talking about is when she is at summer camp and they try brain washing her to be good and ask her to smile.
That smile freaked me out.I'm tolerant of everyone and everything except for assholes. - Mongo Skruddgemire
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Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post1. you think I was NICE? Whoa...weird. But ok then. It was more of me having to remind myself that if I committed acts of violence in a post office, it'd probably be federal charges, so...
2. It's not like i do it on PURPOSE! These things just happen. I do believe I'm cursed, but yeah...I just seem to attract all the Houston crazies!!
3. So nice to know my minions believe in me! You and Hobbs both are in my corner without a doubt. Though, that begs the question of what, exactly, I've done to cause the immediate belief that I'd win. Ah well, who cares? I'd win. End of story.
2. Indeed you do. Oh and remind me to never go out in public with you.
3. Oh course your minions would be on your side. We worship you remember? It's kinda required. Go Lupo!!
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Quoth lupo pazzesco View PostWell, yes, but I thought that was a given, as I usually am contemplating evil deeds whilst smiling, which then morphs into The Smile...
Oopsie on me for not being clearer!Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
Document everything
CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Also, if using The Smile, drop your head down slightly so that you're looking up through your eyelashes at the other person, keeping direct eye contact. Slowly part your lips in a grin, but make sure more teeth are showing then with a normal smile, then bring your head up fully. If you really need to keep going, look meaningfully at their throat, like you're about to sink your teeth in.
They might suspect you're a serial killer, but they do tend to back off.
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Quoth lupo pazzesco View PostReally? Doesn't seem to work on my dog when I'm visiting home. He still jumps all over me, but hey, he's kinda stupid. Comes from being purebred, I think. Love him anyways!!Labor boards have info on local laws for free
HR believes the first person in the door
Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
Document everything
CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect
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Quoth wagegoth View PostThat's because you love him. The emotion behind the thoughts has to be sincere.
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