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The branch I go to opens at 9am, and today, as usual, there's about 15-20 people waiting for the doors to open.
Outside, theres a guy in a hardhat and bright orange safety vest clearly labled "Dept. of Public Works" pruning the trees along the sidewalk.
At 9:01 am, this well dressed 40-ish EW queen marches over to him and shrews "Excuse me, Do you work here?"
He gets this wtf look that's a cross between deer-in-the-headlights and where's-the-hidden-camera. "Um..... no...?"
Undaunted, and probably not listening anyway, SC barrels forth: "Well, when are they gonna open!?!"
Before he could stammer anything, the clear glass doors, which were quite visibly being unlocked before she even opened her mouth, opened, and the crowd flooded in.
Footnote: She wasn't there for research, or even literature, oh no. She went straight to the DVDs to grab some free crappy movies.
Outside, theres a guy in a hardhat and bright orange safety vest clearly labled "Dept. of Public Works" pruning the trees along the sidewalk.
At 9:01 am, this well dressed 40-ish EW queen marches over to him and shrews "Excuse me, Do you work here?"
He gets this wtf look that's a cross between deer-in-the-headlights and where's-the-hidden-camera. "Um..... no...?"
Undaunted, and probably not listening anyway, SC barrels forth: "Well, when are they gonna open!?!"
Before he could stammer anything, the clear glass doors, which were quite visibly being unlocked before she even opened her mouth, opened, and the crowd flooded in.
Footnote: She wasn't there for research, or even literature, oh no. She went straight to the DVDs to grab some free crappy movies.
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