Ok, today was my first day in Ellsworth, or Hellsworth as my buddy calls it. Anyway, we go to this pub on Water Street. I guess the guy is a regular. Anyways, he gets rip roaring drunk and starts getting belligerent with the barkeep.
DG-drunk guy
BK-barkeep
K-Kevin, my buddy
DG- Are you gonna serve me more beer!?
BK- I'm cutting you off!
DG-You don't wanna do that! I got friends on Graham Lake that'll take you
BK-Then i'm calling the police
DG-YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! LET ME HAVE A FUCKING BEER NOWWWWW!
BK-Leave!
DG-No!
BK-Ok, you're outta here! Kevin, drag him out!
K- Ok
DG- YOU'LL PAY! I'M GONNA FEED YA TO THE MOOSES AND DEERS! THEY'RE WAITING AT GRAHAM LAKE!
K- Just shut the fuck up, get out of here, go terrorize some other bar here!
DG-FUCK YOU! MARY AND JILL I'M COMING!
I guess those were his deer and moose friends?
Oh man, I guess the mid west took some off of me!
DG-drunk guy
BK-barkeep
K-Kevin, my buddy
DG- Are you gonna serve me more beer!?
BK- I'm cutting you off!
DG-You don't wanna do that! I got friends on Graham Lake that'll take you
BK-Then i'm calling the police
DG-YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! LET ME HAVE A FUCKING BEER NOWWWWW!
BK-Leave!
DG-No!
BK-Ok, you're outta here! Kevin, drag him out!
K- Ok
DG- YOU'LL PAY! I'M GONNA FEED YA TO THE MOOSES AND DEERS! THEY'RE WAITING AT GRAHAM LAKE!
K- Just shut the fuck up, get out of here, go terrorize some other bar here!
DG-FUCK YOU! MARY AND JILL I'M COMING!
I guess those were his deer and moose friends?
Oh man, I guess the mid west took some off of me!
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