What about bacon? Ham? Pork chops?
I was at one of my regular Subways on Saturday before I had to work. I was about to sit down and eat my sandwich when a lady calls over to me.
SC: I saw you put bacon on that and now you're going to EAT it?
Note: There was no bacon, but there was ham.
Yes, lady. I'm going to get swine flu for eating this sandwich. But since there's turkey and roast beef I'm also going to get bird flu and mad cow disease. You know what? I'm going to ask the worker if he'll put soy sauce on this as well.
'Wherein a friend overhears me telling me that story to my brother.
Just a little background about my friend. In his shoes his toes are busted. His kitchen says his bread is molded. Got a good job at the dollar store. Well ok none of that's true but the dollar store part.
He was telling me how he's selling out of sawdust masks. These are masks that don't really prevent germs, but if you're trying to keep sawdust away, they're great.
Another one rides the bus
The way our buses are set up is there's a front door where you get on and pay or get off. The back door is for exits only. You can probably see where this is going.
As I get off the bus out the back door, two girls get on and take a seat in the back. I didn't say anything but I really should have.
I was at one of my regular Subways on Saturday before I had to work. I was about to sit down and eat my sandwich when a lady calls over to me.
SC: I saw you put bacon on that and now you're going to EAT it?
Note: There was no bacon, but there was ham.
Yes, lady. I'm going to get swine flu for eating this sandwich. But since there's turkey and roast beef I'm also going to get bird flu and mad cow disease. You know what? I'm going to ask the worker if he'll put soy sauce on this as well.
'Wherein a friend overhears me telling me that story to my brother.
Just a little background about my friend. In his shoes his toes are busted. His kitchen says his bread is molded. Got a good job at the dollar store. Well ok none of that's true but the dollar store part.
He was telling me how he's selling out of sawdust masks. These are masks that don't really prevent germs, but if you're trying to keep sawdust away, they're great.
Another one rides the bus
The way our buses are set up is there's a front door where you get on and pay or get off. The back door is for exits only. You can probably see where this is going.
As I get off the bus out the back door, two girls get on and take a seat in the back. I didn't say anything but I really should have.
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