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You just crossed the line into obsession. (Warning: Long and a strong language alert)
Actually, forget crossing the line. These kids ran over the line, and just kept going.
Me and some friends were carpooling the other evening to hang out. They agreed to meet me at a library a few blocks from my place. This particular library has a few nights a week when it closes at 5pm instead of the usual 9pm. This was one such night. And it was 5:15pm.
I was waiting for my group on one of the benches outside, when a group of 6 kids came up, ranging in age from about 8 to maybe 14. From what I gathered, the older kids were friends,and the younger ones were the tag-along siblings. When the group came up to the door, one of the older girls (Who established herself as the ringleader of the group) expressed her displeasure at the now closed library by screaming "Are you fucking serious?!?!?!?!? How the fuck am I getting on FUCKING MYSPACE?!?!?!?!?"
One of the kids started slaming his fist on the automatic door button, and when that didn't work, they proceeded to bang and kick the glass doors, with the ringleader continuing to rant about how bad she wants to get in with gems such as "This is bullshit! I need to get the fuck on Myspace right now!!!!!!"
To make matters worse, she turned to the younger kids and demanded that they get "some huge fucking rocks", because she wanted to attempt to break the glass on the door to get in. Her explaination for this: "There's cars right there (in the parking lot), so I know people are in there!!!! Those fucking bitch cunts better not try to stop me!!!!1111!!!!one!!!!!"
While this is happening, I'm pulling out my cell phone to dial 911. Another one of the older kids noticed me dialing, pointed me out, and screamed out "Shit! She's calling the fucking cops!" Ringleader girl yelled to the group to "get the fuck out of here" before picking up a rock and throwing it in my direction. She missed, but she decided to run instead of making another attempt.
When they left, one of the librarians unlocked the door and told me that the police were already on the way, then asked me if I could come inside to help make the report to them. I called one of my friends to let them know that our festivities would be held off a bit, and why (they understood), then went in and waited for the police. Since I was outside when all of this went down, I was able to both give a more acurate description of the kids, as well as give details about what they were doing/saying out there (including their motivation for attempting to break in).
All and all, I think I'll put this on my list of reasons that I never want kids.
Me and some friends were carpooling the other evening to hang out. They agreed to meet me at a library a few blocks from my place. This particular library has a few nights a week when it closes at 5pm instead of the usual 9pm. This was one such night. And it was 5:15pm.
I was waiting for my group on one of the benches outside, when a group of 6 kids came up, ranging in age from about 8 to maybe 14. From what I gathered, the older kids were friends,and the younger ones were the tag-along siblings. When the group came up to the door, one of the older girls (Who established herself as the ringleader of the group) expressed her displeasure at the now closed library by screaming "Are you fucking serious?!?!?!?!? How the fuck am I getting on FUCKING MYSPACE?!?!?!?!?"
One of the kids started slaming his fist on the automatic door button, and when that didn't work, they proceeded to bang and kick the glass doors, with the ringleader continuing to rant about how bad she wants to get in with gems such as "This is bullshit! I need to get the fuck on Myspace right now!!!!!!"
To make matters worse, she turned to the younger kids and demanded that they get "some huge fucking rocks", because she wanted to attempt to break the glass on the door to get in. Her explaination for this: "There's cars right there (in the parking lot), so I know people are in there!!!! Those fucking bitch cunts better not try to stop me!!!!1111!!!!one!!!!!"
While this is happening, I'm pulling out my cell phone to dial 911. Another one of the older kids noticed me dialing, pointed me out, and screamed out "Shit! She's calling the fucking cops!" Ringleader girl yelled to the group to "get the fuck out of here" before picking up a rock and throwing it in my direction. She missed, but she decided to run instead of making another attempt.
When they left, one of the librarians unlocked the door and told me that the police were already on the way, then asked me if I could come inside to help make the report to them. I called one of my friends to let them know that our festivities would be held off a bit, and why (they understood), then went in and waited for the police. Since I was outside when all of this went down, I was able to both give a more acurate description of the kids, as well as give details about what they were doing/saying out there (including their motivation for attempting to break in).
All and all, I think I'll put this on my list of reasons that I never want kids.
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