If you hate it that much.....

[infinitemonkies]

There's a very nice little family-run coffee shop next to work. Good coffee, great food, friendly staff....

Every single morning, this guy comes in and gets 2 cups of coffee. One he drinks in the shop, and takes the other to go. Every single day he bitches about the price, (less than half of what starbucks charges,) and then proceeds to put FIVE creamers and EIGHT sugars in each cup!

First of all, thats why they charge 2 bucks. In fact, in this case, they probably lose money on him. Second, if he hates the taste of coffee that much, why would he keep coming back every day to complain about it and get more?!?

[Canarr]

Well... if he didn't, then he'd have no grounds for complaining, now would he? Duh...

Seriously: there are people who just *need* to complain. Otherwise, they can't be happy, I guess...

[telecom_goddess]

There's a very nice little family-run coffee shop next to work. Good coffee, great food, friendly staff....

Every single morning, this guy comes in and gets 2 cups of coffee. One he drinks in the shop, and takes the other to go. Every single day he bitches about the price, (less than half of what starbucks charges,) and then proceeds to put FIVE creamers and EIGHT sugars in each cup!

First of all, thats why they charge 2 bucks. In fact, in this case, they probably lose money on him. Second, if he hates the taste of coffee that much, why would he keep coming back every day to complain about it and get more?!?

OK that's just wasting a good cup of coffee.....might as well pour the sugar and creamer directly in your mouth eeeeesh.

[Fenrus]

have no grounds for complaining

Great pun.

But what's with that guy? That much cream and sugar, it's not coffee... it's a bean flavored sugar smoothie! Yuck!

[artifical sweetner]

all that sugar and cream must keep him regular

[4love]

all that sugar and cream must keep him regular

Exactly! He's a regular customer!



Of course, I should probably be more careful when I try to make puns. They could land me in hot water, and I've bean there before.

Seriously though, that guy just needs to buy himself a coffeemaker and a thermos.

[Toujin]

Seriously: there are people who just *need* to complain. Otherwise, they can't be happy, I guess...

My sentiments exactly. Some people aren't happy unless they're whining and bitching. I despise those kinds of people...

Seriously, they're wasting their lives complaining about trivial things, when they could be doing things that are far more constructive or fun...

[PepperElf]

yeah... his daily dose of caffeine and crabbiness it sounds like

btw i love your icon! i'm wearing my skeletal monkey shirt today...
http://www.djmonkeyboy.com/images/skullmonkey1.jpg (mines on a black shirt tho)

[infinitemonkies]

btw i love your icon! i'm wearing my skeletal monkey shirt today...

Thanks. I also have a tattoo on my left forearm of a smoking monkey at a typewriter.

And that shirt is awesome!