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-Don't climb on games. That is dangerous not only to you but the game. Do you want that game to fall down on you or break because it cannot support your weight?
-Do not physically assault the games. Just because it didn't accept your quarter doesn't mean it automatically starts. You have to hit start. Kicking it will not get you a free game.
-Kicking a ticket-dispensing game will NOT make it dispense anymore. Okay? That myth has been confirmed by many kids breaking their toes on the Ski-Ball.
-You can play Ski-Ball with only one ball. So don't say the machine is broken when it's only giving you one ball.
-Wear deodorant.
-If you need to use the bathroom, use the TOILET. Not on the floor, not in the ballpit not in the trash can, not inside a game, not in the sink, the TOILET.
-Don't eat food on the games. You shouldn't bring outside food into the arcade anyways.
-Don't ruin the bathroom doing stuff like writing in blood or shit on the walls. That is just stupid.
-Don't smear pizza all over the cyclone game and then not clean it up.
-Don't give your kid a $100 bill and not expect them to spend it playing crane games or something.
-Don't put bubblegum on the trigger of a shooting game. That is gross, do you want to spread Mono?
-Don't shave in teh bathroom, you'll clog the sink up with your hippie hair.
-Just because it counts you as scoring 100 points every time you run up the ski-ball machine doesn't mean you'll get tickets - I know because I admit I tried this back when I weighed nothing.
-Don't take balls from the ball pit and clog up the ski-ball slots with them. Are you trying to break the game?
-Don't take sticks to the Plinko to try cheating it. You know that game's practically random, correct?
-Don't take food into the ballpit and start eating it there. You're going to drop that french fry and it won't come out for awhile.
-The Ballpit is NOT a garbage can!!!
-(NOTE: I don't know if this is true or not since I was not at the arcade the month or so before they removed the ballpit - I heard this from someone who was there at the time.)
Don't have sex inside the ballpit. Do you want some kid walking in on you? Do you know it's RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARCADE?!?!?!
-If a gun breaks on a shooting game, don't rip a light gun off another and then try to stick it on another game with bubblegum or Sugar Daddies. Yes people do this.
-Don't chew on tootsie rolls and then shove the chewed up tootsie roll into the coin slot.
-Don't throw sticky hands at people please.
-Don't rub the contents of your nose all over the buttons of Simpsons. That's the most popular game from time-to-time!
-Don't reach over and start mashing buttons on a game somebody else is playing.
-If a game breaks, tell one person. Not everyone, just ONE.
-Don't repeatedly turn on and off a game that's clearly OUT OF ORDER
-Don't shut the power off to a game that somebody's playing.
-Do not physically assault the games. Just because it didn't accept your quarter doesn't mean it automatically starts. You have to hit start. Kicking it will not get you a free game.
-Kicking a ticket-dispensing game will NOT make it dispense anymore. Okay? That myth has been confirmed by many kids breaking their toes on the Ski-Ball.
-You can play Ski-Ball with only one ball. So don't say the machine is broken when it's only giving you one ball.
-Wear deodorant.
-If you need to use the bathroom, use the TOILET. Not on the floor, not in the ballpit not in the trash can, not inside a game, not in the sink, the TOILET.
-Don't eat food on the games. You shouldn't bring outside food into the arcade anyways.
-Don't ruin the bathroom doing stuff like writing in blood or shit on the walls. That is just stupid.
-Don't smear pizza all over the cyclone game and then not clean it up.
-Don't give your kid a $100 bill and not expect them to spend it playing crane games or something.
-Don't put bubblegum on the trigger of a shooting game. That is gross, do you want to spread Mono?
-Don't shave in teh bathroom, you'll clog the sink up with your hippie hair.
-Just because it counts you as scoring 100 points every time you run up the ski-ball machine doesn't mean you'll get tickets - I know because I admit I tried this back when I weighed nothing.
-Don't take balls from the ball pit and clog up the ski-ball slots with them. Are you trying to break the game?
-Don't take sticks to the Plinko to try cheating it. You know that game's practically random, correct?
-Don't take food into the ballpit and start eating it there. You're going to drop that french fry and it won't come out for awhile.
-The Ballpit is NOT a garbage can!!!
-(NOTE: I don't know if this is true or not since I was not at the arcade the month or so before they removed the ballpit - I heard this from someone who was there at the time.)
Don't have sex inside the ballpit. Do you want some kid walking in on you? Do you know it's RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARCADE?!?!?!
-If a gun breaks on a shooting game, don't rip a light gun off another and then try to stick it on another game with bubblegum or Sugar Daddies. Yes people do this.
-Don't chew on tootsie rolls and then shove the chewed up tootsie roll into the coin slot.
-Don't throw sticky hands at people please.
-Don't rub the contents of your nose all over the buttons of Simpsons. That's the most popular game from time-to-time!
-Don't reach over and start mashing buttons on a game somebody else is playing.
-If a game breaks, tell one person. Not everyone, just ONE.
-Don't repeatedly turn on and off a game that's clearly OUT OF ORDER
-Don't shut the power off to a game that somebody's playing.
Belive me, I'd be pissed if someone did this to The Simpsons arcade game, or any other game...
NEED MOAR BRAINBLEACH!
As for the other stuff, that's jsut gross. 
Pass me some please. 
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