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  • Hammertime at MicroCenter

    This isn't sucky, odd and funny, but not sucky.

    My roommate Tim and I went to Microcenter for a few things. Anybody who knows me can tell you I very rarely wear anything but Tripps bondage pants and I have a 28" waist, which makes them look even baggier. Anyway, we're chatting with a friend of mine who works there when another employee walks up to him with a customer to ask a question, when all of a sudden he takes a look at me and rattles this quote off:

    "Get a look at you! Those pants have to weigh at least 200 pounds! See ya got a belt sinchin them on to keep em up! Damn! You could fit a shotgun, an M16, and MC Hammer in there!"

    At this point we walked away since we were laughing too hard.
    Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.

  • #2
    Quoth Skrae View Post
    MC Hammer in there!"
    But why, why would you want him in there with you?
    "I call murder on that!"

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    • #3
      Quoth Juwl View Post
      But why, why would you want him in there with you?
      Commercial for his new show on A&E? And those pants of his are making a comeback.
      It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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      • #4
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c is all I have to say to that.
        The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~Author Unknown

        Nobody can give you wiser advice than yourself. ~Cicero

        See the fuzzy - http://bladespark.livejournal.com/

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        • #5
          Should have said

          "Can't touch this Do Do De do."
          I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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          • #6
            Quoth RayvenQ View Post
            "Can't touch this Do Do De do."
            *Pea-tear Gryphon* "You can touch me..."
            "I call murder on that!"

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            • #7
              Quoth spark View Post
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfxCnZ4Dp3c is all I have to say to that.
              That was freakin' hilarious! Especially the old guy in the tie, jacket, and headband!
              It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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              • #8
                i'd totally participate in something like that...it's too totally awesome to be made up...kinda like the people who did a part from the Sound Of Music in a train station....youtube it up if you can...

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                • #9
                  Quoth Pagan View Post
                  That was freakin' hilarious! Especially the old guy in the tie, jacket, and headband!
                  I just love that guy! He's just awesome! And danced better than some of the younger ones.

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                  • #10
                    it's because young kids have no SOUL nowadays...

                    A lot of them aren't being taught to follow through with their movements...a half-assed attempt is now rewarded more than a full-fledged success...fine line between encouragement and handing out awards...i like oldschool movebustin' as opposed to the new 'sway-in-place' crap...

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                    • #11
                      This is definitely called for....



                      Btw, that video was HILARIOUS!!
                      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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