This got me so mad today that the adrenaline added a good ten minutes to my elliptical machine time!
I left class today at 12:20, went to my Jeep, changed into my gym shoes and was walking toward the fitness center on campus. As I'm passing an SUV I notice something moving around inside. This poor little dog was locked inside the SUV, all windows up, and it was easily over 90 degrees outside. (Ok, I just checked and at the time it was 89).
Being concerned for the dog, I call campus security. They send a guy over and call animal control. Campus security and I stand around for 40 minutes waiting for either the owner of the car or animal control to show up. While we wait Campus security pulls the log from the parking pay machine and notes that they parked at 12:03 PM and he showed up at the lot at 12:30, right after I had called.
Unfortunately the owner and family show up first.
CS = Campus Security
BO = Bad owner
BOW = Bad owner's wife
Me = Hi!
CS - "Sir, is this your car?"
BO - "Yeah, why? Did someone hit it?" He proceeds to inspect his car while one of his three little girls is screaming and crying.
CS - "No sir, we were concerned about your dog. Can I have your ID sir?"
BOW - loading the girls into the backseat.
BO - "Uh yeah. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to have a dog on campus."
CS - "You can have a dog on campus sir, but you're not supposed to lock them in a car without food, water or cool air."
BO - "Oh."
BOW to BO - "Why are they standing here?"
BO - "I dunno." He leans into the car and turns on the AC for the little girls in the back while the dog escapes the car and proceeds to run into the grass at the edge of the parking lot and lay down.
CS writes down the plate and the ID info. Unfortunately they're from out of state (I had made a joke about the slogan on the plate saying "Famous Potatoes" and I added "-heads" to the end for my own enjoyment.)
BO - fetches dog and puts it back into the car.
BOW - glaring at me as I glare back through my mirrored glasses. She gets in the car and shuts the door and then proceeds to say "What are you staring at?" to me.
Me - "I'm staring at a woman who doesn't deserve a dog, kids, or air conditioning. You're an insensitive selfish yuppie cow and I hope you get locked in a metal box in the heat with no water or fresh air for over an hour." (un)Fortunately for me, the driver door was open, so she heard every word. CS just looked at me and smiled. BO got in the car and started to drive away.
BOW rolls down her window just enough - "F*ck you!"
Me - "Great way to raise your kids, lady."
Me to CS - "At least I have adrenaline for my workout now!"
I mean, c'mon people! Really? I feel a little bad about what I said now that I've ellipticalled myself to a calm, and had a cool shower, but honestly, the thoughtlessness of some people just makes me wish I were a violent type rather than a passive aggressive vocal type.
I left class today at 12:20, went to my Jeep, changed into my gym shoes and was walking toward the fitness center on campus. As I'm passing an SUV I notice something moving around inside. This poor little dog was locked inside the SUV, all windows up, and it was easily over 90 degrees outside. (Ok, I just checked and at the time it was 89).
Being concerned for the dog, I call campus security. They send a guy over and call animal control. Campus security and I stand around for 40 minutes waiting for either the owner of the car or animal control to show up. While we wait Campus security pulls the log from the parking pay machine and notes that they parked at 12:03 PM and he showed up at the lot at 12:30, right after I had called.
Unfortunately the owner and family show up first.
CS = Campus Security
BO = Bad owner
BOW = Bad owner's wife
Me = Hi!
CS - "Sir, is this your car?"
BO - "Yeah, why? Did someone hit it?" He proceeds to inspect his car while one of his three little girls is screaming and crying.
CS - "No sir, we were concerned about your dog. Can I have your ID sir?"
BOW - loading the girls into the backseat.
BO - "Uh yeah. I didn't know I wasn't supposed to have a dog on campus."
CS - "You can have a dog on campus sir, but you're not supposed to lock them in a car without food, water or cool air."
BO - "Oh."
BOW to BO - "Why are they standing here?"
BO - "I dunno." He leans into the car and turns on the AC for the little girls in the back while the dog escapes the car and proceeds to run into the grass at the edge of the parking lot and lay down.
CS writes down the plate and the ID info. Unfortunately they're from out of state (I had made a joke about the slogan on the plate saying "Famous Potatoes" and I added "-heads" to the end for my own enjoyment.)
BO - fetches dog and puts it back into the car.
BOW - glaring at me as I glare back through my mirrored glasses. She gets in the car and shuts the door and then proceeds to say "What are you staring at?" to me.
Me - "I'm staring at a woman who doesn't deserve a dog, kids, or air conditioning. You're an insensitive selfish yuppie cow and I hope you get locked in a metal box in the heat with no water or fresh air for over an hour." (un)Fortunately for me, the driver door was open, so she heard every word. CS just looked at me and smiled. BO got in the car and started to drive away.
BOW rolls down her window just enough - "F*ck you!"
Me - "Great way to raise your kids, lady."
Me to CS - "At least I have adrenaline for my workout now!"
I mean, c'mon people! Really? I feel a little bad about what I said now that I've ellipticalled myself to a calm, and had a cool shower, but honestly, the thoughtlessness of some people just makes me wish I were a violent type rather than a passive aggressive vocal type.
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