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So, the other night, the roomies decided to get a pizza from the store, asked me for money, and went out. They came home with two pizzas, and a box of Krispy Kreme-like donuts.
Secundus opens both pizzas, which are pre-sliced... and tries to arrange them on one cookie sheet. So, pizza stacked on pizza, she cooks them, and brings the resultant gooey mess out to us... The pizza on top is still doughy, and undercooked. Between the three of us, we eat most of one pizza, and toss the rest.
At this point, Primus noticed the 'cooking trays' included with the pizzas, a kind of plastic and paper mess, that could supposedly go straight into the oven with the pizzas.
She claims, loudly, "No, they couldn't," and finds the customer satisfaction number on the pizza box, and calls them, spinning a tale of how the cooking sheets melted in the oven (A complete lie, they were never in the oven), and the pizza didn't cook correctly (true, but through Secundus' fault)...
Customer Service asks for Primus' mailing info, and says she's sending a coupon for a free pizza.
Uh... okay... so, she expressed dissatisfaction with the pizzas, and you're giving her another one free?
In other news, I think Primus is an SC...
Secundus opens both pizzas, which are pre-sliced... and tries to arrange them on one cookie sheet. So, pizza stacked on pizza, she cooks them, and brings the resultant gooey mess out to us... The pizza on top is still doughy, and undercooked. Between the three of us, we eat most of one pizza, and toss the rest.
At this point, Primus noticed the 'cooking trays' included with the pizzas, a kind of plastic and paper mess, that could supposedly go straight into the oven with the pizzas.
She claims, loudly, "No, they couldn't," and finds the customer satisfaction number on the pizza box, and calls them, spinning a tale of how the cooking sheets melted in the oven (A complete lie, they were never in the oven), and the pizza didn't cook correctly (true, but through Secundus' fault)...
Customer Service asks for Primus' mailing info, and says she's sending a coupon for a free pizza.
Uh... okay... so, she expressed dissatisfaction with the pizzas, and you're giving her another one free?
In other news, I think Primus is an SC...
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