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So, I did a little shopping today. I wandered off to my tailor, the guy who personalises high-vis vests for me. I am now to be known officially as the Tofu Ninja, for those interested.
While my order was being prepared, I wandered into the local HMV for a browse of the DVD section. It didn't take me long to wrinkle my nose.
Mighty Cthulu's bowels! What had created that foul miasma? I could barely see for a moment, and it wasn't just because my eyes were watering. I felt my beard hairs curling as they singed.
Blessed relief came as an assistant arrived to spray a can around, but he didn't manage to cover the entire aisle before the can emptied.
Had someone had intestinal trouble? I can honestly say that it smelled nothing like that. It was the pure stench of an unwashed body that had been rotting from the inside out for the half-life of polonium 210.
Oddly enough, I returned some time later to continue my browsing, but there was a subtle ... fragrance in the air. I can only hope the security guards had tossed them out on their ears. Whilst wearing thick gloves, I have to add...
Rapscallion
While my order was being prepared, I wandered into the local HMV for a browse of the DVD section. It didn't take me long to wrinkle my nose.
Mighty Cthulu's bowels! What had created that foul miasma? I could barely see for a moment, and it wasn't just because my eyes were watering. I felt my beard hairs curling as they singed.
Blessed relief came as an assistant arrived to spray a can around, but he didn't manage to cover the entire aisle before the can emptied.
Had someone had intestinal trouble? I can honestly say that it smelled nothing like that. It was the pure stench of an unwashed body that had been rotting from the inside out for the half-life of polonium 210.
Oddly enough, I returned some time later to continue my browsing, but there was a subtle ... fragrance in the air. I can only hope the security guards had tossed them out on their ears. Whilst wearing thick gloves, I have to add...
Rapscallion
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