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  • #16
    While we don't have a bell, way to many people do the "hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo, hellllllllllooooooo!!!!" Sheesh, give me a chance to come to the counter.

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    • #17
      [QUOTE=Amina516;628208]ETA: When we first walked in KMart, we came across a girl wearing real assless chaps

      I'm pretty sure that all chaps are assless by definition.

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      • #18
        Quoth Mr Hero View Post
        Hey! Hey! Listen! Hey look!
        Quoth MrSmiley View Post
        Figures that a man with a Link avatar would be bringing that up...
        Quoth Juwl View Post
        Notice how happy his avatar looks, too? He just killed a fairy, methinks...
        Three Link/Navi references in one thread...? I am now obligated to post this link (no pun intended). It's a moral imperative.

        Link Finally Snaps

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        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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        • #19
          Quoth EricKei View Post
          Three Link/Navi references in one thread...? I am now obligated to post this link (no pun intended). It's a moral imperative.

          Link Finally Snaps

          Enjoy
          I didn't even need to mouse over that link to know exactly where it went.

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          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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          • #20
            "Heeeey! Heeey! We're in the Layaway!"

            *me, walking back towards my station, does an about-face and leisurely walks back to the restrooms*

            I think that at that point randomly disappearing from your station, even if you'd have to invent a "stomachache" that sent you to the restroom, would be the more logical, sane choice.
            I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ~George Carlin.

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            • #21
              About 10 years ago I took a 2nd job at a Hobby Lobby and was working in the back room one night when a woman came up and started ringing a bell non stop like some deranged town crier.
              I walked out of the stockroom and went into fabrics and she put the bell down. I didn't say a word,picked up the bell and removed the clapper and walked back off.
              Nobody ever said anything to me but I knew the lady was steamed..

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              • #22
                Quoth Calvin St.Hobbes View Post
                I walked out of the stockroom and went into fabrics and she put the bell down. I didn't say a word,picked up the bell and removed the clapper and walked back off.
                Nobody ever said anything to me but I knew the lady was steamed..
                Nice. I like your style.

                ^-.-^
                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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