One of the local McDs (there's a couple within 10min driving time of my house) made me get a speeding ticket, once.
(Well, okay, honestly I made me get the ticket, by speeding, but hush. )
Back when I was delivering pizza, I'd gotten out of work around 1am, and decided to stop in the McD's on the way home to grab a burger, knowing the house was almost empty.
After about 20 minutes of waiting in line -- and I mean to get to the microphone to place the order -- I decided "screw it, I'm burning gas here waiting for these slow morons", and after pulling out of the order lane I tore ass out of the lot to get home before my stomach decided to start gnawing on my spine. About a quarter mile after that, I got pulled over.
Now, when someone mentions that one is open all night, I tell them it's because that's how long they need to make a single order.
(Well, okay, honestly I made me get the ticket, by speeding, but hush. )
Back when I was delivering pizza, I'd gotten out of work around 1am, and decided to stop in the McD's on the way home to grab a burger, knowing the house was almost empty.
After about 20 minutes of waiting in line -- and I mean to get to the microphone to place the order -- I decided "screw it, I'm burning gas here waiting for these slow morons", and after pulling out of the order lane I tore ass out of the lot to get home before my stomach decided to start gnawing on my spine. About a quarter mile after that, I got pulled over.
Now, when someone mentions that one is open all night, I tell them it's because that's how long they need to make a single order.
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