How NOT to treat a hostess on a plane

[tropicsgoddess]

I definitely would've slapped him, but I guess that's not allowed (for the crew). Way to pwn that creep!

[EricKei]

That is just so...Wunderbar! ^_^

[AccountingDrone]

Oh it's always good to enhance the vocabulary...

It's "Crackhure"

And here for educational purposes, the conversation in German:

Me: Ooooh sieh an, da hat jemand aber einen ziemlichen Hormonstau!
ACP: Stimmt, er hatte wohl nicht genug Geld für ne Nutte auf St. Pauli.
Me: Beim nächsten Mal kann er ja sein Glück bei den Crackhuren auf'm Hansaplatz versuchen, die sind billiger.

And what is the term for doggie style [but not anal doggie style...]?

[BeeMused]

And what is the term for doggie style [but not anal doggie style...]?

Uh oh... this turns into a "How to talk dirty in German 101" class. So pay attention students.

Doggie style would be Hündchenstil, or simply von hinten literally from behind. Both can beused for anal as for vaginal sex.

[EricKei]

Uh oh... this turns into a "How to talk dirty in German 101" class. So pay attention students

*recalls a certain early South Park episode*

[Calud]

Uh oh... this turns into a "How to talk dirty in German 101" class. So pay attention students.

Doggie style would be Hündchenstil, or simply von hinten literally from behind. Both can beused for anal as for vaginal sex.

Except that Germany is kind of modern in the way that it uses a lot of phrases from other languages, unlike the French. Most people, around the world, know the term doggy style though. The same with blow job etc.

Another funny thing... cell phones in Germany are called "Handys". When they first came out, the English guys called them handy, because that's what they are. The Germans thought that was the term for them and called them Handys. Until much later most people didn't realize they are actually called cell phones.

[BeeMused]

Another funny thing... cell phones in Germany are called "Handys". When they first came out, the English guys called them handy, because that's what they are. The Germans thought that was the term for them and called them Handys. Until much later most people didn't realize they are actually called cell phones.

Handy is one of those pseudo english terms, like showmaster - show host, Wikipedia has a list of them.
<nitpick> In the US it would be cell phone, in the UK mobile phone is used.</nitpick>

[AccountingDrone]

Uh oh... this turns into a "How to talk dirty in German 101" class. So pay attention students.

Doggie style would be Hündchenstil, or simply von hinten literally from behind. Both can beused for anal as for vaginal sex.

danke dir =)

[BeeMused]

danke dir =)

Bitte, gern geschehen.
(Oder Norddeutsch: da nich füer...)

[Ben_Who]

Doggie style would be Hündchenstil, or simply von hinten literally from behind. Both can beused for anal as for vaginal sex.

You realize, of course, that now I have to name a character in one of my stories Klaus Von Hinten, don't you? (Address: 69 Hündchenstilstraße...)

Love, Who?

[Andara Bledin]

You realize, of course, that now I have to name a character in one of my stories Klaus Von Hinten, don't you? (Address: 69 Hündchenstilstraße...)

Love, Who?

Oh, you must provide me with a copy of said story, once written.

^-.-^

[BeeMused]

You realize, of course, that now I have to name a character in one of my stories Klaus Von Hinten, don't you? (Address: 69 Hündchenstilstraße...)

Love, Who?

Seems like a good choice to me...

Oh yeah, and I want a copy too!

[Dreamstalker]

Uh oh... this turns into a "How to talk dirty in German 101" class.

A friend of mine liked to say that anything sounds dirty in German...

[Andara Bledin]

A friend of mine liked to say that anything sounds dirty in German...

Oh, yeah, if you do it right.

Hell, Tool has a song that's a recipe done up like a propaganda speech. When it got to the point where it said to "Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen" I blinked and thought to myself, "did they just say to bake it at 200 degrees for 15 minutes?"

The song is Die Eier von Satan which translates to The Eggs of Satan, and the catch phrase in the song is "unk keine eier" which means "and no eggs" because despite the name, there are no eggs in the recipe.

^-.-^

[Mikkel]

Oh, yeah, if you do it right.

Hell, Tool has a song that's a recipe done up like a propaganda speech. When it got to the point where it said to "Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen" I blinked and thought to myself, "did they just say to bake it at 200 degrees for 15 minutes?"

The song is Die Eier von Satan which translates to The Eggs of Satan, and the catch phrase in the song is "unk keine eier" which means "and no eggs" because despite the name, there are no eggs in the recipe.

^-.-^

Simsalabusaladim, und keine eier .
I had to look it up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGAOqpBNxC8